Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!

[Mirc]

Alle Menschen werden Brüder lieben Godwynn!

Everybody loves... a certain poster.

 

[Captain2]

16 and Pregnant has got to be the most idiotic idea for any of MTV's shows.

If any girl in my school was knocked up, then she'd be screwed, not a reality TV star. This practically encourages teenage pregnancy saying "HEY GUYS YOU CAN BE A RICH REALITY TV STAR IF YOU GET PREGNANT TOO!"

And then the kids will be shocked to find that they're teen moms because they wanted to be on "M"TV.

MTV has a secret mission to rapidly increase the birth rate in time for the coming war where every civilized nation attacks nations that have MTV

 

[Ansar]

Napped today = -2 hours

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Hope it's not me

It's not you. I like you.

Rant: The weatherman says Washington DC's gonna get 30 inches of snow, while I got only two during the week.

I'm so jealous.

 

[Dachs]

I'll send you a postcard once I get done shoveling.

 

[Camikaze]

I was only outside for about an hour and a half today, and it was kinda cloudy, but I still managed to get quite sunburnt (complete with watch tan). Damn those UV rays.

 

[Yared]

Damn that is ghetto sucks.

 

[Tee Kay]

Damn Anhalt refusing to give up their independence and join my glorious empire.

 

[Dachs]

I'll send you a postcard once I get done shoveling.

After some eight hours of shoveling, we're only mostly done. And the driveway is going to be plugged up by the snowplows again tomorrow morning.

 

[Ulyaoth]

We only got a few inches. I wanted more snow.

 

[Gilder]

I'm getting mildly annoyed with my girlfriend.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

We had an early dinner. The fried chicken brought home was too dry.

 

[Luckymoose]

I didn't get to babysit tonight.

 

[Kozmos]

I am disappointed with my body. I drank 6 beers and didnt get drunk. (just a little buzz)

Since I havent been drinking anything alcoholic for a better part of the year I expected my tolerance to be low. FML.

I did get to make out with this girl that's called Joan however. She was a complete slut. It was like making out with a washing machine, her tongue all over the place. I loved every second of it.

 

[Quackers]

I walked down to Somerfields petrol station (and shop) to buy budweiser and some cigarettes (i havea healthy lifestyle lol - when I arrived they could not sell my any alcohol! I was like WTH?! Apparently it is some rule done by the company or the government - I didn't pay attention because of my outrage but the alcohol section was all bordarered up. It is 2 in the morning probably don't want to sell todrunks coming out of pubs (but not me) I jjust like late night shopping.

 

[GenMarshall]

After some eight hours of shoveling, we're only mostly done. And the driveway is going to be plugged up by the snowplows again tomorrow morning.

Can you send some to Choxorn? He really demands snow .

 

[Synobun]

You Americans don't know what it's like to be snowed on.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Cold as hell, no snow. Another winter that makes me angry.

 

[choxorn]

Can you send some to Choxorn? He really demands snow .

Choxorn also demands that CivGeneral stop rubbing this in his face.

 

[cardgame]

I hear parts of MA got 38 inches.

DC got 18

In related news south MO is getting 2-12 inches, the forecasts vary a lot...