RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted

[Earthling]

And here I thought it was just a bastardization of whining

I'm whinnying about the British being so wrong about everything, that's for sure.

 

[Mathalamus]

If you're allowing it stay, at least collect rent.

and how does one do that? punish myself after i do an evil action or think something evil?

 

[Ajidica]

If only I actually decided to finish that book....

Castro never finished the communist manifesto, and that didn't stop him from being a commie.

 

[salty mud]

My rant is this thread is full of trolls, and bad ones at that. This isn't how I rememeber Random Rants.

 

[Camikaze]

I want D'Art back too, salty.

 

[azzaman333]

My rant is this thread is full of trolls, and bad ones at that. This isn't how I rememeber Random Rants.

The only difference is the people being trolled are more boring than they used to be.


Also, legit rant, fast food was a bad idea when I've been feeling like throwing up practically all day.

 

[Zack]

My rant is this thread is full of trolls, and bad ones at that. This isn't how I rememeber Random Rants.

... When exactly do you remember Random Rants not having trolls?

 

[salty mud]

I remember it having mediocre to decent rants, not people complaining about their inner evil and whining at their apparent ineptitude at construct basic sentences.

 

[GamezRule]

Rant: Trololol

 

[Virote_Considon]

Legitimate rant: apparently I have to wait until tomorrow to find out when the doctor's appointment to convert me to Judeism is. I'm gonna miss bacon

 

[GamezRule]

You can still eat bacon. Just make yourself a reformed Jew. They can ignore dietary laws, but most don't.

Source: Jewish Teacher

 

[salty mud]

This may be a silly question, but why does a doctor have to convert you to Judaism?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

This may be a silly question, but why does a doctor have to convert you to Judaism?

I think you have to get castrated. Thats cutting off the foreskin. If you're a male.

 

[salty mud]

You've got that the wrong way round.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

What do you mean?

 

[nato2101]

What do you mean?

Circumcised (foreskin removed), not castrated (everything removed)

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I'm stupid.

 

[nato2101]

I'm stupid.

Lack of knowledge about something which only affects men and mostly only men of certain religions (Judaism and iirc Islam) is not stupidity, why would you know about it?

 

[Virote_Considon]

I dunno if I can be a Reformed Jew. They haven't assigned me my Rabbi yet (that is how it works, right?)

 

[nato2101]

I dunno if I can be a Reformed Jew. They haven't assigned me my Rabbi yet (that is how it works, right?)

If you don't mind me asking, why are you converting?