RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job

[SuperJay]

Rant: I don't post here as often as I used to since I can never think of anything interesting to say.

That hasn't stopped me yet.

 

[Mathalamus]

lol @ 'i have proof'

well that makes sense why you don't use the phone then

...she has a youtube video of herself dancing to a song. if that's not proof i don't know what is.

 

[Joecoolyo]

@Everybody: Okay guys, now do me! How well do y'all know me?

You're a vegetarian Eritrean Swede who enjoys hyenas.

Also, you're like Facebook friends with everyone on the forum

 

[galdre]

...she has a youtube video of herself dancing to a song. if that's not proof i don't know what is.

I was thinking of a different kind of proof, but I guess my mind is in the gutter

 

[Mango Elephant]

@Everybody: Okay guys, now do me! How well do y'all know me?

Even though you said the word "y'all" you're still from Sweden but your family is from Eritrea, you read manga, you're not a Christian but most of your family is, you like pie (you've never said you like pie that I know of, but everyone likes pie so you do too, of course), you have a mulatto cousin, you speak English really well, some girls from Britain thought you were hot, you've never had anything deep-fried, you have really pretty eyelashes and you're nice.

* * *

Also, anyone can take a picture/video of someone on the internet and say it's them. My father found a French girl of facebook, stole lots of her pictures and put them all on a new profile he made, and called himself a girl. He did this to make fun of an adult female who's annoying as sin. He did annoy her, I forgot how he did it, but eventually he was found out and got his account frozen.

 

[Yared]

Of course I love PIE
I have had Oreos deepfried It was nice but just simply TOO MUCH.

Nice Mango!

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that's kinda extreme!

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

The ability of prudes to piss me off to no end knows no boundaries.

 

[Japanrocks12]

what am I doing with my life

 

[Boundless]

Why can't i sleep!

 

[Takhisis]

'cos you're too excited about meeteing your boiii tomorrow? Or maybe it's cos you're staring at the screen instead of turning off the damn lights.

 

[Boundless]

Lol, probably both. That and I'm munching on pringles. Mmmmm.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Of course I love PIE

OMG ME TOO!

I have had Oreos deepfried It was nice but just simply TOO MUCH.

Try deep-fried fries. You deep-fry the fries again after they've already been fried. Yummy.

Nice Mango!

that's kinda extreme!

Maybe, but according to my father she deserved it. The weird thing is that my father befriended a lot of the target's friends, and some of them claimed to remember 'her' from high school. Needless to say my father flirted with them ... hard.

 

[Mathalamus]

Maybe, but according to my father she deserved it. The weird thing is that my father befriended a lot of the target's friends, and some of them claimed to remember 'her' from high school. Needless to say my father flirted with them ... hard.

very faithful.

 

[choxorn]

Try deep-fried fries. You deep-fry the fries again after they've already been fried. Yummy.

What is this I don't even

 

[CaptainF]

Being broke kinda sucks...

 

[Mango Elephant]

What is this I don't even

Well, you do live in Ohio, and Ohio is known to be the backwoods where recent awesome inventions have been known to be absent for years until the Ohio people reluctanly let something new into their lives. I'm sure one day y'all will get deep-fried fries at your state fair. Maybe not tommorow, maybe not the next day, but soon, I promise. I pray for you guys every day.

very faithful.

Not really. His wife was in on his flirting with guys on facebook while pretending to be an hot girl, but my father tries all the time to get women to go for him while he's in public. He has a baby, see, and the baby is very small and cute, so my father pretends to be a single and struggling father because, as he puts it, 'chicks dig that'. Chicks do dig the baby, but unfortunatly not my pasty father.

 

[choxorn]

Well, you do live in Ohio, and Ohio is known to be the backwoods where recent awesome inventions have been known to be absent for years until the Ohio people reluctanly let something new into their lives. I'm sure one day y'all will get deep-fried fries at your state fair. Maybe not tommorow, maybe not the next day, but soon, I promise. I pray for you guys every day.

I live roughly 2000 miles West of Ohio.

 

[_random_]

Well, you do live in Ohio, and Ohio is known to be the backwoods where recent awesome inventions have been known to be absent for years until the Ohio people reluctanly let something new into their lives. I'm sure one day y'all will get deep-fried fries at your state fair. Maybe not tommorow, maybe not the next day, but soon, I promise. I pray for you guys every day.

Thanks for your prayers, but we already fry all sorts of crap here. Choxorn, however, is on the west coast, surrounded by hippies who have never a once-fried french fry.

 

[GenMarshall]

I thought he was surrounded by Zombies and a brother who hogs his Steam.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I live roughly 2000 miles West of Ohio.

Oh, lord, I'm so sorry. I can only imagine how offended you must be. I present you these onigiri so you might know how regret gnaws as my soul and how much I value our friendship.

Spoiler :

You are welcome.

Thanks for your prayers, but we already fry all sorts of crap here.

I am sorry that my prayers were wasted, and I hope that the goddess Anne Hathaway might find it in her cold heart to forgive me. I do, however, delight in the knowledge that the people of Ohio do in fact deep-fry fries. It warms my heart, it really does.