Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy
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azzaman333
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The dogs next door are obscenely loud and obnoxious.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
Try using calm assertive energy . Be the pack leader
PlutonianEmpire
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![[pissed]](/images/smilies/pissed.gif "Pissed [pissed]")
I just missed the last joke of Leno's comedy skit because it was pre-emptively censored by the local affiliate. Apparently they chose this time to do an Emergency Broadcast System test.
They did it a few months ago too, when they made me miss a Leno joke about the Lindsey Lohan playboy shoot.
Bastards.
Don't you mean the adopted hairy children that for some reason go about on all fours that are next door?
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
I watch Conan first. Then I switch to Leno.A bigger problem than the EBS test is that you are watching Leno.
Seriously, watch Craig Ferguson instead and learn about Lesbian Row.
I only watch the comedy bits. The guests portion of the shows are boring.
aimeeandbeatles
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Rant: I lost the game 
(I know I'm evil)
OK, legit rant: Stupid childproof cap on my arthritis pills. If someone has arthritis on their hands how the heck are they supposed to open it. Luckily mine is in my rotten knee.
(I know I'm evil)OK, legit rant: Stupid childproof cap on my arthritis pills. If someone has arthritis on their hands how the heck are they supposed to open it. Luckily mine is in my rotten knee.
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Jewel Runner
Ferguson is superior to both, assuming Conan's current show is comparable to his run on the Tonight Show.
MagisterCultuum
Great Sage
Ferguson was certainly the best of the late night hosts when I was in high school, but his show seems to have deteriorated in the last few years.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
What's his political affiliation?
If he's conservative, I won't watch him.
Just looking at the pic of him on the wiki page on him, I can see the douchebaggery just oozing out of him.
If he's conservative, I won't watch him.
Just looking at the pic of him on the wiki page on him, I can see the douchebaggery just oozing out of him.
Ajidica
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He is Scottish, with all that entails.What's his political affiliation?
If he's conservative, I won't watch him.
That said, he rarely touches upon politics.
Skwink
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Rant: I lost the game
OK, legit rant: Stupid childproof cap on my arthritis pills. If someone has arthritis on their hands how the heck are they supposed to open it. Luckily mine is in my rotten knee.
Man I wish I could find an old SNL skit called Tryopenit to respond to your post!
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
Rant: I've had heartburn non-stop since 6 pm -- it's 12:30 am now. 8 antacids have not helped. The only known home remedy that I know works (because i've tried it previously and it worked) is drinking pop, which is what I'm doing now. I've limited it to a single coffee cup of it, no exceptions. Hope it works, cuz otherwise i'm gonna have a long sleepless night for no good reason. 
Fortunately, I haven't had any soda at all today (yesterday now, since it's past midnight), so it might help a bit, having drunk only the coffee cup of soda for the day.
Fortunately, I haven't had any soda at all today (yesterday now, since it's past midnight), so it might help a bit, having drunk only the coffee cup of soda for the day.
Kennigit
proud 2 boxer
eh probably missed question 2 on a 2 question quiz today.
so, Ffffffffffffff.
so, Ffffffffffffff.
Synobun
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Two question quiz?
I did bigger quizzes in kindergarten
If Kennigit's quizzes are anything like what I have to do, a questions takes roughly half an hour to complete for top students, and I'm not a top student...
MagisterCultuum
Great Sage
The number of questions does not necessarily have much bearing on difficulty. Quizzes in my Calculus III class had only one or two questions yet they always took over 40 minutes and half the class failed many of them.
mayor
Heart & Mind
Rant: I lost the game
Yes... Yes you are...
I wonder if I was to say out loud 'I lost the game' whether or not the people around me would know what I was talking about
I feel all I do is piss people off
Rant: Same here.
Rant 2: I missed seeing the palindrome in my post count.
Guys, you have to understand that it's OK to be depressed, it's a natural thing, and it's not your fault. But people are simply not going to put up with you wearing it on your sleeves. It's not fair, but you have to accept that it is true. And learn to hide it from people.
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