Random Raves ΜΔ: Crate Expectations

[MaryKB]

Do you have a MoneyGram near you?

I read about your knee, I'm so sorry! Did your kitty do that on purpose? Mine's always trying to kill me. I hope your knee's not too bad and you can recover soon.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I think she was running to the kitchen because she wanted some treats.

Google says there's a MoneyGram in the pharmacy.

 

[MaryKB]

I went for a consultation today to have my leg hair lasered off. My first session's on Monday, I'm looking forward to when I'll never have to shave again!

 

[Synobun]

How many sessions do you need to do?

 

[MaryKB]

As many as needed, she said I could need up to 10. But it's for life, I pay a flat rate and they guarantee I'll be hairless.

 

[Synobun]

A guarantee, huh? Bold. Most I've seen tend to get some back after a few years. They must be pretty good if they have a guarantee.

 

[MaryKB]

If any ever grows back they'll remove it for no charge.

 

[Broken_Erika]

If the person doing the procedure is a blonde kid with a tube-shaped instrument, you might want to run away.

 

[Synobun]

I'm getting some KFC.

 

[MaryKB]

I'm getting some KFC.

Shouldn't you be posting this in the Rants thread???

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I'm getting some KFC.

(the slop they serve here is not food)

 

[Synobun]

Shouldn't you be posting this in the Rants thread???

If there's better fried chicken out there, I haven't had it.

Although I haven't tried many kinds. Popeye's is meh. Church's is sickening after the fact. There are a few local places here that I've tried and they were all passable but more expensive (and every restaurant in Vancouver seems to adore the idea of making everything spicy). I just really like the seasoning KFC has on theirs.

 

[Takhisis]

Why don't you fry your own chicken?

 

[Synobun]

Why don't you fry your own chicken?

I'm not going to buy a deep fryer, learn how to use it, buy the oil, etc, all for having fried chicken once or twice a year.

I'd really rather just have what I want delivered to me within an hour for a modest price.

 

[Takhisis]

Oh, once or twice… you can just fry it in a pan, use your own seasonings, make it a relatively healthy meal… and have it more often and also cheaper.

 

[Synobun]

That ain't fried chicken, hombre. That's just chicken.

 

[Takhisis]

You've never even tried it.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

You've never even tried it.

Suggestion: Fry up a sample meal, send it to Synsensa, and this will make sure that he tries your version.


On second thought, send it to me. After nearly two weeks of hospital food, I need something real.

 

[MaryKB]

Am I allowed to send food to Canada? If I can, I'll send you something.

 

[Arakhor]

I wouildn't send anything edible by post, personally.