Random Raves XXXV: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

[bhavv]

Sandwiches are awful if you've never had a good sandwich.

I hate all the [inults here] people who tell me that I shouldnt buy ready made sandwiches from the supermarket / food shops (greggs!!!!!!) because its cheaper to make them yourself.

I aint ever had no homemade sandwiches as gud as the 'takeaway' ones gurlfriend, unless you think youre good enuff to make me them, then get in my kitchen post haste and make me 3 a day. And if they arent as good then I'll scream and whine and throw them all over your face for lying to me.

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom, get jealous fatty Americans:

 

[Lohrenswald]

You, you now hate cats, too? Oh… now I have even more of an incentive to start a schism.

A schism?
Cat's are just in the way and makes the house smell. And there's also .

Bhavv: the concept of sandwiches is innately flawed. To make them not suck is to make them not-sandwiches.

 

[Arakhor]

Do I eat the two remaining magnum sandwiches for midnight snack? YES .... SOOOOON!

Don't you think that that would be a very bad idea for your waistline?

 

[Takhisis]

Bhavv: the concept of sandwiches is innately flawed. To make them not suck is to make them not-sandwiches.

 

[bhavv]

Om nommy nommy nom, nom nom nommy nom, fresh pasties, cakes and sandwiches in every store across the UK!

Lol @ mcdonalds. Just lol.

(but I like KFC more )

 

[Arakhor]

Don't forget the biscuits! I'm a big fan of biscuits, especially those that have been freshly refrigerated.

 

[Takhisis]

Now I see what Arakhor meant about waistlines.

 

[bhavv]

Don't you think that that would be a very bad idea for your waistline?

Yea Im not even hungry.

Tommorow's breakfast, or if I'm up till 4 am.

 

[Arakhor]

Well, you might not be old enough to need your daily fibre and certainly not enough for prune juice, but I still wouldn't recommend ice cream either before dawn or for breakfast.

 

[bhavv]

Really makes no difference what time of day you eat something if youre gonna eat it anyway.

 

[Arakhor]

Actually it does, given that your body cycles are controlled by your circadian rhythm. Don't eat in the small hours, as that's when your metabolism is at its slowest and don't do vigorous exercise first thing in the morning, as that's when your chance of a heart attack is highest.

 

[bhavv]

But Im nocturnal.

 

[Arakhor]

Your Circadian rhythm would still disagree.

 

[Takhisis]

Arakhor is right.

 

[bhavv]

But I can only sleep when there is daylight.

 

[Takhisis]

*roll of thunder*

 

[madviking]

i realized in my dream last night that chicks with (non crappy) tattoos are friggin hot

 

[bhavv]

So are guys with non crappy tattoos!

 

[cybrxkhan]

i realized in my dream last night that chicks with (non crappy) tattoos are friggin hot

Of course you would.



I had a dream that I was playing Skyrim and Jarl Idgrod looked like a hagraven or something and her longhouse-palace really gave me the creeps.

 

[SamSniped]

Can you link us your version?

Delivered. Here's the original if anyone's curious. Threw in my own 16-bar solo, albeit not the best one I've ever done, but still pretty solid.


Link to video.