Mr. Dictator
A Chain-Smoking Fox
Just out of curiosity, what about Romney makes you not consider him a candidate at all?
Robots won't be able to run for office until the Great Droid Uprising of 2135.
Romney was probably sent back in time to speed this up, but no one's fooled by the near perfect uncanny valley of that thing's hair.
He'll probably be caught fondling a voting booth before the election and get rebooted to where he belongs.