[RFC-DOC] The Experiment...

[Daedwartin]

Al: It Appears Deadwartin his nearly ready to start a new update.
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Deadwartin pops is head down: HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU KNOW THAT! YOUR JUST A CHARACTER IN THIS STORY!!! anyways this means today or tomorrow i should have a update on your platter. Also, Al is supposed to have mind boggling abilities. also Al is 1: not the full name and 2: the full version of that isn't his real name either. and by the way, It wasn't a fluke that Sid was destoryed. he truly stood no chance this time. he'll be lucky that he doesn't get destroyed next time.

 

[Daedwartin]

Sid, Bože civilizacije: Where is that Al guy. How can he hide from me like this. And why is my name in Croatian......
Aleister : Occidere deus excideretur
Sid: What did you... OH -BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP- YOU WOULDNT!!!!!
Alies: Stage One ineffective, moving to Occidere deus excideretur Stage 2 in ut liberare hoc mundo
Sid: WHY YOU -BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEPPPP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-
Daedwartin: Hey, clean that mouth of yours. granted you live long enough
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大名レーニン、帝国のグランドクルセイダー: CHARGE INTO BATTLE!

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大名レーニン、帝国のグランドクルセイダー: VICTORY!
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Kihara:...NO!
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大名レーニン、帝国のグランドクルセイダー: VICTORY
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(OFFSCREEN: China collaspes due to Two-front war with Japan and Mongolia

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Kihara and Towy: Doing Good.
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METY: Mission Accomplished Agent E8. That took forever to end didnt it.
E8: Towy was right. you are チルノ. However, yes you are correct. Both this mission and E8 took forever.

 

[Daedwartin]

double post...

 

[Bair_the_Normal]

"帝国のグランドクルセイダー" I C WAT U DID THAR. Good update.

 

[Daedwartin]

Alies:Stage One ineffective, moving to Occidere deus excideretur Stage 2 in ut liberare hoc mundo
Sid: WHY YOU -BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEPPPP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-
Daedwartin: Hey, clean that mouth of yours. granted you live long enough
Sid explodes.
Daedwartin: May he rest in pieces. and peace..
Alieste: Sometime soon a update will come!
Daedwartin: does this guy know what a fourth wall is.

 

[Daedwartin]

Alesite: Your the one who included me in this, Daed.
Daedwartin: If this continues, i will pull out the big guns.
Alesite: You clearly do under estimate our power. I have "big guns" as well. OH [censored as it pertains to important story info]
Alesite:... I forgot. the ___ _____ needs a higher density for him/her/it to form. Well Than. Its Showtime!
Daedwartin: and on that note:
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大名レーニン、帝国のグランドクルセイダー: 勝利!
METY: i fear hes truely gone insane. He doesnt even speak his native tongue anymore. Honestly, all hes going to be is our Ambadassador.
Catharine: did he just get a complimat!
Putin: yes....
Peter: Kill him.
Russia: KolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKol.
Lithuania: Your Freaking me out Russia.
Alesite: Hey, Daedwartin, might as well throw evrything else in. you already broke everything else.
Everyone but Russia, Kihara Tabikake, and 大名レーニン、帝国のグランドクルセイダー: whos he talking to?
Kihara Tabikake: Chairman, this is a pleasant surprise.
As you can see, the "experement" to travel between universes was successful. just got to get these people up to a tech level to build the return device.
Kihara:
KT: Hello Brother.
Kihara: Now i know why you cant act like a Kihara should. You got to lead a Nation...
Alesite teleports Kihara away.

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Shanghai Liberated from the grubby hands of the independents.

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CHINA: I REFUSE TO DIE, aru. I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE NETHERWORLD TO BRING DESTRUCTION ON... wait, mongolia is already dead, aru. so wheres Japan, aru?
*meanwhile Shanghai is returned to China.

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Montezuma: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
大名レーニン、帝国のグランドクルセイダー: i don't need to translate. he said exactly what he meant. war.

I swear i did this 50 years ago.

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there is no peace. Only POWAH!

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大名レーニン、帝国のグランドクルセイダー: Monty's more advanced than i thought. This City has a canal going from the Atlantic to the Pacific running through it. Its ours now.
*renamed canal to Meso Canal.

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JOIN US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!.
A RANDOM AXTEC: NO!
Lenin: DELETE, EXTERMINATE.
Monty: we surrender.
Huayna: me too...

 

[Daedwartin]

A very advanced gate is seen in ruins. A girl wearing yellow medieval era clothing walks through after blowing up said gate. She picks up a radio.
Girl: HI ALESITER
(several people over the radio react with confusion)
I KNOW YOUR LISTENING OVER THESE CHANNELS.
*sound of channel changing*
Alesiter: what do you want
(follow by a partiality skipped short talk.)
Girl: I am Vento of The Left (occ: can you figure out what i based aliester and kihara after NOW?)(skip rest of girl's monologue.)
Alesiter: you know nothing of the true face of this city.
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People: WE WANT A REPUBLIC and freedom of religion.
Kihara: Granted.
People: that was easy.

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Joao: My name is Joao. Also called the Joao Constrictor
Kihara: peace it is.

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Foreign Affairs, also known as Towy: Sir! Qin has just arrived to discuss something of great import.
Kihara: what, he wishes to have Seoul back?
Towy: honestly, no clue.
KT: let him in.
Qin: China has faced many disasters and the likes. I can barely protect my people. In return for your protection, qin will serve Japan.
Kihara: *chokes on his Nigirizushi and coughs* What.
Qin repeats himself.
Kihara: i accept.
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Alesiter: and now for something completely different.
Daedwartin: I AM THE NARRATOR!.
Alesiter: not anymore
Daedwartinprepares to throw alesiter out of the story.) take THIS!
*A being with undefined gender pops out of nowhere , right in the path of the blast.*
Daedwartin:... (is completely obliterated.)that hurt.
Unknown attacks...
Daedwartin: wait he never attacked til now...%#^%#%$@#%$@#%@%$# (is finished off.)
*Alesiter is now Narrator.*
Alesiter: re-continue the story.
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Lenin: this ship traveling is boring....(sees another ship with a flag of a twin headed dragon on a brown background)
Lenin: is that what i think it is?
Peter: HELLO OVER THERE!.
LENIN: HELLO BACK OVER THERE, PETER
PETER: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Catherine:... hes found russia.
Putin:why us
Nicholas:... why are we Russians always so unlucky.
Gorbachev: not him.
Stalin: great.
Russia: KolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKolKol
Lithuania: your freaking me out Russia.
Belarus: Russia, MARRY ME!
Russia plus all the russian leaders plus Lenin: uh-oh its Belarus...get HER OUT OF HERE! NOW!.
Lithuania: ... shes so pretty.
Everyone: ok, so lithuania likes her.
Alesiter: question, why do nations even have human representations?

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We are now free market.
Indonesia: we want a protecter.
KT: accept.

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We turn native Americans into colons...
I am aware i made a stupid disecision:

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I made Iran a vassel when they were at war with a few different nations, draging in me in what is likely the first ever world war, but not the largest war. (hehehe)

 

[strijder20]

Joao Constrictor

 

[Dumanios]

 

[Daedwartin]

ALESITER: Now for a converasation-lacking update. daedwartin not existing and everything.
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Wait, where is britain and netherlands. they still exist, i know that. oh we-wait, theres someone new on the block....
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and so iran never become a dictatorship.
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mety would not be proud.
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a look at my colonies. plus, iran is gone.
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germany is no longer fighting me!
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the meso-canal
needs work...

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random pic of us

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russia wwants deserts now... isnt frozen hellholes enough.

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i wasn't joking about INCAN South Africa all that time ago. it didnt last.

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mus be required that Germany declare on Russia to cause a world war...

 

[Daedwartin]

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Putin:.... did we really just do that Stalin...

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Cyprus:k, im dead and should be capable of saying this, Ethiopia, BUT YOU ARE SO OUTDATED! that religion canted even spread on it's own after 1000 AD...

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And germany is at war with russia again. thanks to my declaring on england, who was in a defensive pact with germany, and the unholy alliance of japan and russia.
also, the dutch after over 200 YEARS have signed a peace treaty. they know how to hold a grudge...

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Toky: geez, people, does everyone have to end up at war...
Daedwartin: thats later toky.
METY: 0_0
Alesiter:
Lenin: WARMON GER WAr' ger mon war war''' war mon 'war, war gar.
Catherine: thats a new word in warmongese...whats it mean.
KT, Alesiter, and Toky: You dont want to know...being gar isn't a good thing.
Cathy: makes snese now. he was saying he was going to destroy these gar.
Several anime fans: KILL HER!
Cathy:...

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Russia: ALL WILL BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA!
Japan: Those are my forces taking the city, not yours.

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doing good. also, peace out.
Lenin: anti GAR campaign outside of japan success-ful
Anime-fans: o_0
everyone: um, this is creepy...

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Daedwartin: while everyone else has been fighting and arguing, I've been running the nation. our spaceship is nearly complete!

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heres why...

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IS the empire that strong... well, having china does help.

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and i though russia was the main antagonist of europe...they have caused almost every major war...

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KT: BRAVE TRAVELERS OF THE COSMOS! YOUR MISSION IS TO LAND ON CHIRON IN THE ALPHA CENTARI SYSTEM AND COLONIZE IT! IT WILL BE DIFFICULT. IT WILL BE HARD, THE OTHER NATIONS WILL CATCH UP. BUT YOU ARE THE BRAVE SOULS WHO VENTURED INTO THE MOSTLY UNKNOWN. REMEMBER THIS! FOR YOUR MISSION, FOR EARTH, FOR JAPAN, FOR INCA, FOR AXTEC, FOR CHINA, FOR CAMBODIA, FOR THE REPUBLIC!
(walks off-stage)
Toky: (smiling evilly) good speech. whats next
Lenin: (perks head up, knowing what this means.)
METY: we give the colonists the best chance possible of surviving there.
Lelouch: its time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWksbtx5JW4&feature=related
Alesiter: Showtime
Vento:
Cathy:... this isnt good.
KT: yes, for you.
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blood splatters over the backstage...

 

[SamSniped]

Must...resist...adding...capitalization...
Other than that,

 

[Daedwartin]

Catherine's body was horriblely mutilated, bleeding out.
Catherine: (weakly) Why?
KT: we must give them a chance of survival.
Toky: indeed.
Peter walks over and sees Catherine on the ground dying.
Peter: In the name of God, what happened he-(is shot by 10 snipers and dies instantly.
Catherine: you'll pay for this. you, you mmust be punished...punished(dies)
KT: Lenin, its time. Operation Future Hope is a go.
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[I have Bacon]

Subbed

 

[Daedwartin]

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KT goes Insane?

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Has he gone completely insane?

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there is no such thing in this world as sane now...
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Little does everyone know, Kihara Tabikake was just a scientist. a very inhuman scientist. It was the way of his family. The thousands of people who bore the name save one outcast gave no care for morality or mercy, just getting data and results and performing their experiments. EVERY ONE OF HIS ACTIONS HAD BEEN EXPERIMENTS. he was still sane. he was raised like this. Even the outcast was as manipulative the other Kihara...
Needless to say. It was a success in THIS part of the experiment.

At the same time, not even one of his relatives were certain who or what Alesiter was, nor did anyone else but the one who destroyed Daedwartin, the narrator. Only that he was literally "more powerful than god" or whatever that meant.

Even more mysterious was the unknown being. He was clearly many times more powerful, yet Alesiter had him on a figurative lease. Some say he was his mentor...
All we know is to not mess with him.
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Guy in white suit who was definitively a scientist and old at that...: something seems to be wrong with communications. I cant get a fix on Earth's commincation net...
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Little did he know, there was nothing wrong. A thermonuclear war had occured in while The IJN Unity headed for Chiron. civilization now only existed on the Unity. Headed for the only place worse than a nuclear-war devastated planet, Chiron, for the life here was not many individual minds, but one...
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Victory....
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Yes, i RPed the nuclear war. it helped it roll better...

 

[SamSniped]

Good job!

 

[Daedwartin]

And a teaser for next for KT's part two...

 

[Daedwartin]

FIRE THE FIRE WORKS!
Everyone who's american, have a good 4th. If your not american, well just ignore this. If your a terrorist, your not going to be reading this, but you'll still be seeing fireworks. their called grenades.

 

[SamSniped]

Happy Independence Day!

 

[Dumanios]

Happy 4th!