TIME FOR TEH CONQUEROR'S UPDATE! Update Of teh Conquerors! You know it's exciting!
Sorry, India. I know we're friends and all, but go get colonized.
ANOTHER war request? STAY OUT OF THE IMPERIAL PALACE, FOREIGNERS!
10 million people! I wonder what I should force them to do...
NOT ANOTHER ONE! THE EMPEROR CREATES WARS, NOT JOINS THEM!
Yay for Liberalism! I choose the most expensive tech, Steel.
After many years of fighting, I have taken France back from, well, France! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!









As Louie XIV is tortured before being burned alive in the Imperial Lava Pit, the Emperor throws a giant party involving ten thousand gladiators, several hundred bottles of wine, and the torturing of various French generals.
Indian Turkey is gone! OK, that means I can conquer Babylon...
I didn't notice the orange flags, but the Turks have spawned. The Emperor begins a long praying session hoping that Constantinopolis does not get culture-flipped or captured. Hopefully, the Ottomans will take care or the Arabs for us...
The Manifest has discovered an island chain! I declare it... The Epicribbean!
Hi, Pacal. You won't capitulate, so you will die by force instead.... But i got his world map, he's seen most of North... Epicland!
AND TIKAL IS CAPTURED! The first of many Mexican.. i mean North Epiclandian colonies. Meanwhile, the Manifest is exploring South Epicland.
Another Mayan city is captured! YAY FOR ROMAN EXPANSION
The Khmer. Hi, this is Rome, and we think meditation is a waste of time. Bye.
It's Monty! My SoD will kill him, too!
Chicken Pizza is captured! My soldiers are amazed at the amazing dish, as chicken pizzas are shipped around the Empire.
The last Mayan city is captured! That was MUCH easier than France.
NO... MORE... WAR REQUESTS!!!!!!
Hi there. Sure, your horde will always beat mine. I don't have one. I use LEGIONS, which can beat your horde anytime.
After lots of bombarding, the Arab's portal to the Mediterranean is captured!
TEH AZTEC CAPITAL IS CAPTURED!
Oh, yes. CASH BOMB
Oh, no. Civil war time...
What happens next? Find out next time, on Rome: Eternal Empire!