Roll to dodge 2

[Diamondeye]

I open my box. I proceed to help Catharsis digging a canal using Seon as the shovel/mining pick.

 

[Vertinari118]

I'm in.

I open my box. I also attempt to manipulate the laws of quantum physics with my mind, allowing me to quantum tunnel my way through the walls of the disco hall. Note because of the way quantum tunnelling works no usable hole will be left behind for the others to use.

 

[Seon]

why weren't people thinking of this when they played my game?

 

[Vertinari118]

Because at that point in my life I had not yet given myself an education in the key concepts of quantum theory. I have yet to attempt to even try and comprehend the maths though and probably never will be able to.

 

[kill fire]

Wow you people really want Seon dead.

 

[kill fire]

I climb through the bestrfcplayer-shaped hole in the DJ booth, and start flirting with the DJ.

2: as you attempt to get into my booth, you learn that you are unable to fly/jump 20 feet into the air. A random midget with a hockey mask kicks you in the groin. (-6 hp)

I crush Milarqui and take his stuff.

5+1=6: you punt Milarqui into a wall (which stays completely in tact) causing him 6 hp of damage. You then procede to take his pistol clips and lemon thing before gets back up.

I would like to search my starter box.

3: inside your box you find a coat hanger and some string. BLUE string.

I kill who ever I find with my magical stick thingy.

3: you find a kitten and make its head explode into a gory mess of blood and brains. You sick bastard.

I search for the missing portable nuclear generator from Seon's kit.

2: you search for the generator only to find bestrfcplayer standing over a dead kitten. A random midget kicks you in the groin (-6 hp)

W00T! GHOST PERFECTION ATTEMPTS TO SPLATTER CHOXORN.

2: you charge at choxorn only to find that you harmlessly pass through him. A random ghost midget kicks you in the groin.

Holding my sore groin, I saunter over to Winston Hughes and ask him her to dance.

5: you walk over to Winston and ask him her to dance in a James Bond like way.

I put on the armor and equip the sword. I then convince some people to join with me to create a new Roman Empire.

3: after putting on your new gear, you try to convince people to join your new Roman Empire. You manage to convince a mouse.

Alright, first I open my starty-box.

Now what this place really needs is a canal. As such, I start preparing the ground by digging through the floor.

Box open: 2: you open your box. A midget jumps out and kicks you in the groin. (-6 hp)

6: you punch the floor with such force that a deep wide hole is formed instantly.

I do a Runaway while I shoot Seon with my gun.

As you get up from being punted into the wall, you reach for a gun that you never had. You run away from Seon as fast as you can.

I open my box. I proceed to help Catharsis digging a canal using Seon as the shovel/mining pick.

Box open: 1: you open your box and WHAT THE F- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! MUHAHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHAHAHA! (-12 hp)

6: you manage to pick up giant Seon and hit the floor with him. The floor is completely unaffected. Seon takes 3hp damage.

I'm in.

I open my box. I also attempt to manipulate the laws of quantum physics with my mind, allowing me to quantum tunnel my way through the walls of the disco hall. Note because of the way quantum tunnelling works no usable hole will be left behind for the others to use.

Box open: 3: inside you find a survivial kit, containing matches, string, and cardboard all in a less than 5 kg box

6: you quantum tunnel right through that wall! Into the nuclear wasteland outside...

You guys aren't having the best luck

 

[Seon]

OW! I shoot Diamondeye in the head 3 times.

 

[Seon]

Anyways

TAKE THAT, Mil

 

[Milarqui]

I recover what is mine! That gun should have never left my hands.

 

[Seon]

umm...actually the gun was mine to begin with, you jsut had ths bullets (which was why I attacked you)

 

[rhawn]

The names rhawn, James rhawn. I order a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred.

 

[Winston Hughes]

I dance in a James Bond like way as rhawn requested, but I will not yet open my box.

 

[Catharsis]

Umm, okay then, I suppose we can start off with just a lake and then build the canal from there. Or maybe put a little platform in the middle and have a tiny, circular, pointless canal to nowhere. But first, we need water.

Orders: put all the midgets in the hole and make snide comments about their height until they cry enough water to fill it.

 

[Diamondeye]

I take Seon's gun from him and shoots him with it

 

[Bratmon]

I spawn and open my starty box.

If I roll less then 3 on the previous action, I pee into said box.

 

[choxorn]

Update the stats for the last two updates before I falcon punch you in the face.

Anyway, I backstab bestrfcplayer, attempting to get a critical hit again.

And BTW, dibs on hosting the next game!

 

[mythmonster2]

I give the mouse my lemon and walk outside to survey my new empire. Everything I see is my empire.

 

[Icekommander]

I open my box. I then use my Chi powers to splint a nearby table, using a long splinter for a weapon.

 

[civplayah]

I do something useful with the hanger and string.

 

[kill fire]

OW! I shoot Diamondeye in the head 3 times.

3: you miss with all three shots.

I recover what is mine! That gun should have never left my hands.

1: as you charge at Seon, TWO random midgets come up to you and kick you in the balls, unleashing the powerful DOUBLE ATTACK: SMACK MA BITS UP! (-12 hp)

The names rhawn, James rhawn. I order a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred.

2: He gives you stirred, not shaken.

I dance in a James Bond like way as rhawn requested, but I will not yet open my box.

5: you dance exactly like James Bond, and your box remains un-opened.

Umm, okay then, I suppose we can start off with just a lake and then build the canal from there. Or maybe put a little platform in the middle and have a tiny, circular, pointless canal to nowhere. But first, we need water.


Orders: put all the midgets in the hole and make snide comments about their height until they cry enough water to fill it.

3: you fail to push the midgets into the hole. And when you start making fun of their height, they stand on top of each other to form a MEGA MIDGET MONSTER!

ROLL TO DODGE!:

5: you manage to evade the midget onslaught. You escape their sight unharmed.

I take Seon's gun from him and shoots him with it

5: you twist the gun out of Seons hand an shoot him in the torso with it. (-6 hp to Seon)

I spawn and open my starty box.

If I roll less then 3 on the previous action, I pee into said box.

3: You find a rubber chicken inside.

Anyway, I backstab bestrfcplayer, attempting to get a critical hit again.

2: you are clubbed in the head by his Big Magicky Stick. (-5 hp)

I give the mouse my lemon and walk outside to survey my new empire. Everything I see is my empire.

5: you hand the mouse your lemon thing not knowing that it is the ultimate source of power and he scurries away. As you survey your empire, you realize that you have no empire.

I open my box. I then use my Chi powers to splint a nearby table, using a long splinter for a weapon.

Box open: 1: you open your box and inside is a strange device. What is it? It... sorta looks like a calculator... or maybe a WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHAHAHA! (-12 hp)

5: you splint a conveinently placed table an pick up a splinter to use as a weapon.

I do something useful with the hanger and string.

6: You make it into an explosive. That will explode next turn. THINK FAST!