Seon
Not An Evil Liar
Uh oh. Well. Time to run. I try to find a first aid kit.
31: as you charge at Seon, TWO random midgets come up to you and kick you in the balls
I commence the shaking of my ample booty, thus distracting everyone else from whatever they're trying to do.
I counter civplayah's push by stabbing him in the nuts.
And I intend to stay that way!I only chose you because you're one of the only people with 25HP left, and you have weapons.
Uh oh. Well. Time to run. I try to find a first aid kit.
I commence the shaking of my ample booty, thus distracting everyone else from whatever they're trying to do.
I use my magic stick to destroy anything and everything in two miles around my person (obviously, this wouldn't hit me).
I attempt to fill the canal with the resulting drool.
I attempt to push mythmonster2 in front of the bomb.
I counter civplayah's push by stabbing him in the nuts.
I run away and up the wall, towards the DJ Booth.
I spawn and throw my box at the bomb.
Realizing that the disco must be absolutely full of midgets, I begin to shoot them down with my newly aquired gun.
I pick up my chicken.
I toss the awful drink to the ground. I hold my box and waist level and ask if anyone wants a dick in a box.
I explore the wasteland, trying to avoid radiation poisoning in the process.
I throw my splinter at the nearest fight, trying to injure one of the combatants.
I am charles.
I will to open my box.
I have no other choice but to turn into Lord Voldamort! May I be feared!