Perfection
The Great Head.
I ATTEMPT TO BLIND CHOXORN WITH THE PEPPERY BURRITO CONTENTS AND USE THE REMAINING HEALTH CRAP TO FIX MY ARM.
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bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I'll join. Can you start anyware? If so:
I get trapped in an underground tunnel and explore it.
I get trapped in an underground tunnel and explore it.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
I choose where you start. Like everyone else you are in a disco.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
This rule would dictate that you find the Underground cell, which I am pretty sure exist, first.
Of course. By then many of us would've killed each other
kill fire
Enormous Midget
Yes, he can FIND an underground tunnel, he just cant start there.
Oh and I forgot another thing (do'h!) choxorn you have a new effect and a shiny new achievement.
EFFECT: SHAMED. You have been shamed. You will be laughed at by everyone. This effect doesn't really have much of a game function, it's just to remind you. You can only remove this effect by either commiting hara-kari, or by shaming the one who shamed you.
ACHIEVEMENT: shame.
Description: you now wear the sad mark of shame. The good news is it looks just wonderful on your bullet-proof vest.
10G
Oh and I forgot another thing (do'h!) choxorn you have a new effect and a shiny new achievement.
EFFECT: SHAMED. You have been shamed. You will be laughed at by everyone. This effect doesn't really have much of a game function, it's just to remind you. You can only remove this effect by either commiting hara-kari, or by shaming the one who shamed you.
ACHIEVEMENT: shame.
Description: you now wear the sad mark of shame. The good news is it looks just wonderful on your bullet-proof vest.
10G
kill fire
Enormous Midget
Well, since I have (almost) everyones orders, I might as well make a second update.
3: you attempt to rape Milarqui, but his MAGICKY STICK flies out of his hand and attempts to blast you away with a magic beam of magic
ROLL TO DODGE!:
1: you get hit with a full blast of magic, (-10 hp), and you were turned into a newt.
1: you squeeze the burrito with all of your might. It explodes in your hands (-7 hp), and some of the gunk gets in your eyes. In your blinded confusion you inject choxorn with even more health.
EFFECT: BLINDED. You are blinded. You get -1 on all rolls until you get the gunk out of your eyes.
4: you are teleported into a small underground room. UNDERGROUND YOU FOOL!
3 turns until death unless you find some way to get air.
1 (you guys are really unlucky): as you attempt to throw the cat at Perfection, it poops all over you (you can thank me later for that visual), attracting a bunch of zombie cats. EAT POOP YOU CAT!
ROLL TO DODGE!:
4: you manage to avoid the zombie cats with only a few scratches (-2 hp).
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: EAT POOP YOU CAT!
Description: you have provided many hungry zombie cats with food.
30G
5: you do nothing, but you do it perfectly.
3: you attempt to rape Milarqui, but his MAGICKY STICK flies out of his hand and attempts to blast you away with a magic beam of magic
ROLL TO DODGE!:
1: you get hit with a full blast of magic, (-10 hp), and you were turned into a newt.
I ATTEMPT TO BLIND CHOXORN WITH THE PEPPERY BURRITO CONTENTS AND USE THE REMAINING HEALTH CRAP TO FIX MY ARM.
1: you squeeze the burrito with all of your might. It explodes in your hands (-7 hp), and some of the gunk gets in your eyes. In your blinded confusion you inject choxorn with even more health.
EFFECT: BLINDED. You are blinded. You get -1 on all rolls until you get the gunk out of your eyes.
4: you are teleported into a small underground room. UNDERGROUND YOU FOOL!
3 turns until death unless you find some way to get air.
1 (you guys are really unlucky): as you attempt to throw the cat at Perfection, it poops all over you (you can thank me later for that visual), attracting a bunch of zombie cats. EAT POOP YOU CAT!
ROLL TO DODGE!:
4: you manage to avoid the zombie cats with only a few scratches (-2 hp).
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: EAT POOP YOU CAT!
Description: you have provided many hungry zombie cats with food.
30G
Milarqui said:
5: you do nothing, but you do it perfectly.
Perfection
The Great Head.
I attempt to cry out the junk in my eyes into choxorn's eyes.
If sucessful I then try to inject myself with that health stuff.
If sucessful I then try to inject myself with that health stuff.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
You dont have any more of it Perfection. You just used the last of it.
Milarqui
Deity
I pick my wand and kill Seon with a Cutting Curse or a Explosive Curse. Reducto!
Perfection
The Great Head.
Whiners
Revised orders:
I ATTEMPT TO SYNTHESIZE OUT OF THE DEAD ZOMBIE CAT AND ITS POOP A POTION THAT WHEN APPLIED TO MY EYES MIXES WITH THE BURRITO JUICES BOTH RESTORES SIGHT AND GIVES ME SUPER ACID VISION ALLOWING ME TO MELT ANYTHING COMING AT ME LIKE I DUNNO MAYBE A FRIGGIN' KNIFE.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
I kill Milarqui with the crowbar.
Diamondeye
So Happy I Could Die
Suddenly materializing in the disco, I start yelling very loud: I AM YOUR DJ!
rhawn
Emperor
I kick Diamondeye in the groin.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
oh wait. I am a newt. Ah well. I get better
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
I also kick Diamondeye in the groin, unleashing the powerful DOUBLE ATTACK: SMACK MA BITS UP
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I teleport my way out into New York City.
Edit: Free task. I open my bow and go to kill Seon with what's inside the box
Edit: Free task. I open my bow and go to kill Seon with what's inside the box
I disguise myself as a beautiful woman.
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
I join and open my box. I then proceed to screw some whores.
