Roll to Dodge 6: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition

[BananaLee]

I want to join. My first action is to belch loudly.

 

[Earthling]

Ok, might as well go all the way on this- I grow a redundant set of organs that reduces my vulnerability to critical damage.

 

[Seon]

I find my Seon special survival kit

Containing...
A pistol with ammo
First Aid
3-day Ration
a bottle of water
my first pet dragon kit
Armored vest
flash light
flare
tent
A portable nuclear generator

All in less then 5 pound box.

 

[Omega124]

(Joining)

I start by going back in time to the Battle of Hastings (1066) and become the direct advisor to Harold Godwinson.

 

[civplayah]

I leave the duck behind and go looking for armor.

 

[kill fire]

Fine then, I just obtain regenerative and shapeshifting abilities.

 

[Abaddon]

If Slovakia are unimpressed, I dress up as a Gypsie and wagon myself to Hungary where I ditch my disguise and look for another rebel army to raise.

8 (6): You do not find and rebels interested in your cause

I want to join. My first action is to belch loudly.

17: Your beltch is loud and proud (+2 to next roll)

Ok, might as well go all the way on this- I grow a redundant set of organs that reduces my vulnerability to critical damage.

1: You not only lose both a kidney and a lung, you now have a cancerous growth in your spine (-2HP,-1 Agressive actions -1 Alcohol Drinking, -1HPp/t as long as you have cancer)

I find my Seon special survival kit

Containing...
A pistol with ammo
First Aid
3-day Ration
a bottle of water
my first pet dragon kit
Armored vest
flash light
flare
tent
A portable nuclear generator

All in less then 5 pound box.

4: The box is empty, and you hurt your finger opening it (-1 next roll)

(Joining)

I start by going back in time to the Battle of Hastings (1066) and become the direct advisor to Harold Godwinson.

19: You are the director, and a very good one at that. (+5 to any battle actions by Harold Godwinson)

I leave the duck behind and go looking for armor.

2: The duck follows you, dashing all hopes of looking for armour

ROLL 2 DODGE!

8: The duck nips at you will its bill (-1HP)

Fine then, I just obtain regenerative and shapeshifting abilities.

10: No, you don't..

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Sorry for those getting bad rolls! Blame the RNG not me!

Also, for every player joining the game from now on, it will cause everyone to lose 1HP.
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[Earthling]

I can live with the alcohol intolerance. I'll toast my bloodwine to the death of my enemies despite all that. And a warrior never gives in to the RNG. However I'm going to need to get rid of the serious illness...so

I obtain some nanobots with cybernetic technology adapted to medicinal uses.

 

[BananaLee]

I decide to go back in time in order to ****old Robin Hood by ensuring Maid Marian is just plain Marian.

 

[Seon]

I search for The HEV suit

 

[Milarqui]

I'm sad that you decided to start this without waiting for my RTD to finish...

 

[kill fire]

Okay, I find a weapon. Come on give me something here.

 

[Omega124]

I, being from the future, tell him /exactly/ when and where the frenchy-french will attack. This will make sure that the Anglo-Saxons are the victors of this battle and the war. Due to the victory, the world will be changed forever. The English launguage will not only not have loaned words from the French, but it will be much more Germanic in nature. The Anglo-Saxon way of life will reach Americia, Canada, and Australia, causing a major rift in time.

 

[Abaddon]

I'm sad that you decided to start this without waiting for my RTD to finish...

i've never understood forum games way of holding back running more than one game at at time.. yours is already a closed roster, whats the harm in me running one also?

 

[Zack]

I unleash a smelly fart.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I'm in. I go to serve in The Royal Army

 

[civplayah]

I decide to pacify the duck.

 

[Abaddon]

I can live with the alcohol intolerance. I'll toast my bloodwine to the death of my enemies despite all that. And a warrior never gives in to the RNG. However I'm going to need to get rid of the serious illness...so

I obtain some nanobots with cybernetic technology adapted to medicinal uses.

16: They even cure you of your kidney problems! (+1 to healing actions)

I decide to go back in time in order to ****old Robin Hood by ensuring Maid Marian is just plain Marian.

6 (8): Robin has his merry way with Maid Marian

I search for The HEV suit

11 (10): Whats a HEV suit?

I'm sad that you decided to start this without waiting for my RTD to finish...

4: (jokes)

Okay, I find a weapon. Come on give me something here.

11: You find a dagger. (+1 damage to attacks)

I, being from the future, tell him /exactly/ when and where the frenchy-french will attack. This will make sure that the Anglo-Saxons are the victors of this battle and the war. Due to the victory, the world will be changed forever. The English launguage will not only not have loaned words from the French, but it will be much more Germanic in nature. The Anglo-Saxon way of life will reach Americia, Canada, and Australia, causing a major rift in time.

3 (8): Even with this knowledge, he still loses the battle.

I unleash a smelly fart.

12: A smelly fart is unleashed!

(NEW PLAYER, everyone -1HP)

I'm in. I go to serve in The Royal Army

16: You serve in the Royal Army and receive commendations. (+1 next roll)

(NEW PLAYER, everyone -1HP)

I decide to pacify the duck.

15: The duck accepts the bread you offer him and becomes tame to you.

 

[Perfection]

I attempt to cure new player disease using the power of science!

 

[Seon]

('tis a supersuit Gordon FreemN wears.)

failing that, I seek a hat from which I can pull anything out