Roll to Dodge: An eternity of Chaos

[Darth Caesar]

Here are the rules, borrowed from electric's game.

1. Post an action.
2. I will use a random number generator to determine the results.

Also, if some third party attacks you, you roll to dodge, although you should know that by now.

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

In any case, mostly everything goes. Don't do anything too overpowered (Nukes spring to mind) but mostly everything else goes.

Also, no intermediate actions, and you can't take the same action twice you may do the same action numerous times.. Every turn will last one day or until everyone has an action, yada yada yada, last person alive wins.

I will follow the two player rule for not sending in orders. If two players do not send in orders unexcused, I will delay the update. If it is delayed again, Ragnarok will be unleashed upon the offending player, WoG killing them if they continue to not send in orders.

I think you know the drill by now, so let's go!

 

[Darth Caesar]

Players:

Nintz:
175 HP

Gear: None
Allies: Ninja Clan
Special: Master of ninjaness

Southernking:
145 HP

Gear: None
Allies: None
Special: In low earth orbit

WinstonHughes:
197 HP

Gear: $450.00
Allies: None
Special: Owns seedy club in Vegas, is Drunk (-1 to rolls requiring co-ordination, +1 to rolls requiring a large amount of guts)


CivDad:
0 HP

Gear: None
Allies: Greek God-hating vampire coven
Special: None

JamesCaesar:
175 HP

Gear: None
Allies: None
Special: None

westindaman:
197 HP

Gear: Revolver (18 rounds), $22.50, handcuffs
Allies: None
Special: In New York

SamSniped:
195 HP

Gear: Sniper Rifle (20 rounds)
Allies: None
Special: President of North America

Topsecret:
195 HP

Gear: None
Allies: None
Special: In China, moderate mastery of kung fu

JoanK:
200 HP

Gear: None
Allies: None
Special: James Bond, universal master key, wanted by police

Milarqui:
200 HP

Gear: None
Allies: Horde of Koala Bears
Special: Leader of Australia Wasteland

KaiserElectric:
165 HP

Gear: Embarrassing photo of SamSniped
Allies: Eye of Cthulhu
Special: None


NPCs
Mars: Roman God of War, attacking WIM
Neptune: Roman God of the Sea, attacking WIM
Greek-God hating Vampire Coven, leaderless
Eye of Cthulhu: Giant demon eye, loyal to KaiserElectric
Servants of Cthulhu: Small demon eyes, loyal to Eye of Cthulhu
Horde of Radioactive Koala Bears: Building a boat for Milarqui


Moon has collided with Earth, Southern Hemisphere is a wasteland, population of earth is reduced by 30%

 

[Nintz]

I recruit ninjas.

 

[SouthernKing]

I bring the moon down to collide with the earth

 

[Winston Hughes]

I am a lounge singer at a seedy Vegas club, circa 1964.

 

[CivDad]

I hire vampires to kill the greek gods.

 

[JamesCaesar]

I become a vampire killing Greek god.

 

[W|M]

I shoot an Englishman in New York

 

[SamSniped]

I create a railgun.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I recruit ninjas.

20: You find an entire clan willing to join you. And they train you in the ways of ninjaness, you are now extremely stealthy and an expert in unarmed combat.

I bring the moon down to collide with the earth

17: Congratulations billions are dead, the Southern Hemisphere is a wasteland, and the Earth has the moon sticking out of it

I am a lounge singer at a seedy Vegas club, circa 1964.

20: You are not only a lounge singer in Vegas in the year 1964, but you own a seedy club giving you the income of one hundred dollars a turn.

I hire vampires to kill the greek gods.

14: You now have a coven of Greek God-hating vampires under your control and they also offer you the choice of being turned to a vampire (Free action, yes or no, role will determine outcome).

I become a vampire killing Greek god.

5: You are unable to become a Greek God and instead find yourself struck by a small lightning bolt for attempting such a thing (-10 HP)

I shoot an Englishman in New York

17: You kill a random Englishman you found walking the streets of New York. On him you find a revolver with 18 rounds and twenty-two dollars and five cents.

I create a railgun.

11: Lacking elements required for Railgun you only can make a sniper rifle and no ammo

 

[SamSniped]

*ahem*

 

[Darth Caesar]

*ahem*

You posted your order right as I was doing the update but I edited you in

 

[topsecret]

I join and make a pizza.

 

[Nintz]

My clan assassinates SouthernKing for attempting to destroy the Earth!

I join them in the assault.

 

[SamSniped]

You posted your order right as I was doing the update but I edited you in

Danke.
With my Ninjaing powers, I make some ammo.

 

[CivDad]

"I made a mistake. I meant for you to kill roman gods, vampires."
Kill some Djinn(Genies) in Arabia, in search of an ancient text(Ulmeka Al'Haram or simply Al'Haram) to solve the love problems on Mount Olympus.

Spoiler :

Ulmeka Al'Haram=Almaqah's Harem
Almaqah=Arabian sun god
Al'Haram=How to fire a harem from a trebuchet.

 

[W|M]

I steal SKs money

 

[SouthernKing]

WIM: I don't have any money, perhaps you mean Winston?

My action: I proceed to pull the Earth into the Sun.

 

[Winston Hughes]

Buoyed by my new-found wealth, I spend a night of drunken gambling at The Sands, in the company of various celebrities and mobsters.

 

[Winston Hughes]

WIM: I don't have any money, perhaps you mean Winston?

He'll need to find his way back to 1964 first.