I attempt to pull a universal key out of my ear. (just look for one)
Well hello, another RTD.
I pull apart the rusty handcuffs with my wrists.
I cut my hand, and use the blood to draw satanic symbols on the wall.
I pull the Russian down into a river.
I tie the teddy bear crudely about my head, making it into a surprisingly effective helmet.
I cause an earthquake
I got a 6 and nothing good happened?
I take to drinking.
I MAKE the lighter work!
Did I get a key? You weren't very clear on that part.
Then I use magic tricks to make a key appear and unlock my handcuffs!
I summon the BLU Engineer to buold me a Level 3 Sentry.
I Houdini out of the handcuffs.
I clone my clover, giving me +2 to all rolls!
I become an alcoholic
I find some berries and eat them to regain HP.
I celebrate my birthday!