Roll To Dodge: Going Back to the Basics.

I got a 6 and nothing good happened?
I take to drinking.
 
I cut my hand, and use the blood to draw satanic symbols on the wall.
 
Well hello, another RTD.

I pull apart the rusty handcuffs with my wrists.
 
I attempt to pull a universal key out of my ear. (just look for one)
 
I attempt to pull a universal key out of my ear. (just look for one)

3: Your hands are still handcuffed.........

Well hello, another RTD.

I pull apart the rusty handcuffs with my wrists.

1: You end up ripping your hands off, but your wrists are still somehow handcuffed (-20HP) Effect: Hand less! Every action that requires your hands automatically fails.

I cut my hand, and use the blood to draw satanic symbols on the wall.

2: You miss and stab your foot. (-8HP)

I pull the Russian down into a river.

4: You pull the Russian midget down, and the shock wave causes a river to forum, drowning the midget.

I tie the teddy bear crudely about my head, making it into a surprisingly effective helmet.

1: You tie the teddy bear a little to much around your neck. 3 turns till death.......

I cause an earthquake

1(2): You cause rocks to fall from the celing, and you didn't get away in time gazing at the rocks above....... DEAD

I got a 6 and nothing good happened?
I take to drinking.

1: You drink from the river, which is of course, poisonous. (-30HP). Effect: Poisoned! You will loose 25 HP every turn that you are still poisoned.

I MAKE the lighter work! :mad:

5: The lighter woks and burns brightly.
 
Did I get a key? You weren't very clear on that part.
 
Then I use magic tricks to make a key appear and unlock my handcuffs! :mad:
 
I Houdini out of the handcuffs.
 
I clone my clover, giving me +2 to all rolls!
 
I become an alcoholic
 
Then I use magic tricks to make a key appear and unlock my handcuffs! :mad:

2: No magic tricks for you...........

I summon the BLU Engineer to buold me a Level 3 Sentry.

6: You summon the BLU Engineer and he builds a level 5 Sentry that will protect you.

I Houdini out of the handcuffs.

4: And you do just that.

I clone my clover, giving me +2 to all rolls!

4: Congrats! You clone you clover. +2 to all rolls

I become an alcoholic

4: You become an alcoholic, with out being drunk, somehow.

I find some berries and eat them to regain HP.

4: You find 2 magical healing berries, and eat them. (+15HP)

I celebrate my birthday!

6: You celebrate your birthday with the whole world!!!!!! :bday:
 
I pray to Satan to get me out of here.
 
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