Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Darth Caesar]

I calmly look around my cell for anything interisting.

 

[!!!!!]

EDIT: I read drum student's mind and open the nearest door with my key and jump in right before he kills every body.

 

[Verarde]

OOC: I now have Swords of Infinity in both this RTD and Seon's.

I unleash the fury and kill every player except myself with my Sword of Infinity.

OOC: 20...20...20...

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Strut to my cabin.

17 (15): Problem, ego? You regain another point of self-respect.

I escape using a trap door

20: You are deposited deep in the cargo hold with no-one around.

I go on a rampage, destroying everything I see.

5 (3): You run headfirst into security for 19 damage, are arrested, and thrown in the brig sans your tools.

I calmly look around my cell for anything interisting.

11: You find a brass button.

I read drum student's mind and open the nearest door with my key and jump in right before he kills every body.

13: "Stop right there, CRIMINAL SCUM."

I unleash the fury and kill every player except myself with my Sword of Infinity.

5 (9): !!!!! stops you right there and hails security.

 

[Abaddon]

I collect up stuff whats in the cargo bay

 

[civplayah]

I'm getting really angry!

I come up with a way to get better rolls.

 

[landlubber]

I flirt with one of my attractive employees.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I ask the guards in a very nice and non threatening way to take me to the infirmary.

 

[Seon]

I type in noclip on console.

 

[!!!!!]

i use my money to invest in a medical class

 

[Verarde]

I attack !!!!! with my Sword.

 

[mythmonster2]

Observe what is in my cabin.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I collect up stuff whats in the cargo bay

7: It's all in sealed containers.

I come up with a way to get better rolls.

3 (1): You curse yourself to get worse rolls. All your final rolls are now halved.

I flirt with one of my attractive employees.

13: You might be on to something.

I ask the guards in a very nice and non threatening way to take me to the infirmary.

1: Taking it as an affront to their impromptu treatment, they beat you for 20 damage.

I type in noclip on console.

20 (18): You become immaterial and unhindered by the physical confines of floor, ceiling, or wall. You also suddenly find yourself in space, as the ship continues its forward propulsion, growing substantially further away with each second. You have four turns before succumbing to the cosmic vacuum.

i use my money to invest in a medical class

18: You spend $72 on an advanced course that boosts your skill in medicine to a +3 bonus to rolls.

I attack !!!!! with my Sword.

7 (11): You swipe at him as he leaves for 12 damage.

Observe what is in my cabin.

6 (5): Outstanding debts totalling $36.

 

[Seon]

I type in "god mode" on console.

 

[Abaddon]

I hold my strange medallion near one of the locks

 

[civplayah]

How am I supposed to get a good roll now? You do realize that the best I can do now is a 'failure, no penalty'. So I'll never get anything done besides failing.


I fail. (by the way, that's my action <-----)

 

[Darth Caesar]

I patheticly break down to arouse sympathy in the guards.

 

[mythmonster2]

Be a person who is too willing to help out others and take on all of civplayah's penalties (but only the ones that don't have to do with losing health. I'm not that nice).

 

[!!!!!]

my bodyguard takes down drum student as i heal

 

[landlubber]

I buy my new lover some coffee.