Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

I sacrifice the rotting corpses of the guards to the Random Gods.

 

[Abaddon]

What the frig? I roll a 14 and you fail it?! Why do that man?

As captain of the ship I coerce the crew to getting me and my sword back on board.

 

[Red_Spy]

I heal myself.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

My God, BAGELMAN! Toast him into oblivion with my laser gun.

2 (3): You hit CivGeneral by accident, to the tune of 20 damage.

I check travel records at the airport that they for some reason display publicly.

11: Flight 714 to Sydney departed five hours ago.

Using my powers of staring angrily, I make Terrence's head asplode.

8 (11): You're not a- wait, he looks a little uncomfortable...

I recover from my concussion

13 (10): You're a bit busy fending off the Bagel Men.
ROLL TO DODGE!
12 (9): You're sideswiped for 6 damage.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14 (11): You evade the second wave.

I reborn as a dragon, healing all of my negative boosts.

8: You have no boosts with which to affect.

I sacrifice the rotting corpses of the guards to the Random Gods.

11: You think you might've won some favour.

As captain of the ship I coerce the crew to getting me and my sword back on board.

7 (10): In space, no-one can hear you scream epithets.

I heal myself.

15 (12): You restore 25 hitpoints.

Abaddon fades away...
Verarde kicks the bucket.

!!!!! and Spleyminy suffer 20 damage for inactivity.

 

[Red_Spy]

I construct a dispenser that provides me metal, and heals me.

 

[landlubber]

I purchase a plane ticket for the next flight to Sidney.

 

[Double A]

I charm my own charisma with itself into returning to its former level.

 

[Terrance888]

I go in a space suit to salvage Abaddon's Body for weapons and bonuses.

 

[mythmonster2]

Ye Gods, what is up with Bagelman and CivGeneral? Patch up CivGeneral.

 

[Seon]

Shoot mythmonster with the AK-47.

 

[Abaddon]

It turns out, as an Alien, I don't need to breathe.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find a healing bay in the ship

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I construct a dispenser that provides me metal, and heals me.

1 (1): Oy. Uh... something blows up? 20 damage.

I purchase a plane ticket for the next flight to Sidney.

15: For $95 you get a one-way flight. Boarding begins in about four hours.

I charm my own charisma with itself into returning to its former level.

10 (15): You regain a point.

I go in a space suit to salvage Abaddon's Body for weapons and bonuses.

19: You ransack his corpse for everything of value.

Ye Gods, what is up with Bagelman and CivGeneral? Patch up CivGeneral.

5 (14): You restore 25 hitpoints as your guard maintains a perimeter.

Shoot mythmonster with the AK-47.

17: You replace magazines and unleash a bullet storm, inflicting 30 damage on mythmonster2 and 7 damage on CivGeneral.

It turns out, as an Alien, I don't need to breathe.

But Terrance stole the medallion. Try again next round.

I find a healing bay in the ship

Kinda hard to do when you're dead.

 

[Red_Spy]

I purchase a dispenser that heals me and gives me metal.

 

[mythmonster2]

LAZOR Seon.

 

[Terrance888]

I use the Ship Schematics (bonus, knew where I am supposed to go) to guide myself back to the ship.

 

[landlubber]

I flirt with women until boarding begins.

 

[Seon]

The woop shall verily be shooped upon mythmonster.

 

[Terrance888]

I use the Ship Schematics (bonus, knew where I am supposed to go) to guide myself back to the ship.

I also leave the Alien Medallion on Abaddon's Body. I'm no alien. Besides, he's my pal.

 

[GenMarshall]

I get a way to recover from my concussion