Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Double A]

Jimmy Buffet gives me another space cheeseburger.

 

[Skwink]

I win the lottery.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I start tearing up the dance floor with my mad dance skills!

 

[Red_Spy]

I still do nothing.

 

[Abaddon]

Abaddon's clone accidentally injects poison.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Sorry for the wait.

I join the dance party.

16: Eternal and omnipresent. Everyone in the airport starts dancing.

Stop the staring contest by pointing the chaingun at CG and telling him to back off.

17 (15): You regain your composure as it's his turn to feel unnerved.

Jimmy Buffet gives me another space cheeseburger.

3 (6): "Hey Jimmy, can I have another burger? Jimmy, you there? ...JIMMY?!"

I win the lottery.

12: You have the winning ticket, but the office is back on Earth.

I start tearing up the dance floor with my mad dance skills!

2: Go Go Star Wars Kid!!

I still do nothing.

Indeed.

Abaddon's clone accidentally injects poison.

Come back next round.

!!!!!, Spleyminy and Tlc2011 suffer 20 damage for inactivity.

 

[mythmonster2]

Fix up my bruise.

 

[Double A]

Fine, I cook a bat space cheeseburger on my bat rocket bat grill.

 

[Red_Spy]

I do nothing some more

(When do I get out of my coma?)

 

[Terrance888]

I shove the other bagelman into my mouth with the infinity sword.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I invite God to the party.

 

[Skwink]

I give Red_Spy anti-coma drugs.

 

[landlubber]

I ask a lovely lady to heal up my wounds.

 

[Seon]

I curse the gods and sell my soul to the demons for a chance of VENGEANZA

 

[Boundless]

...delete....

 

[Abaddon]

Can we please hurry this round up, its been going on forever

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Fix up my bruise.

16 (20): You mend your sores plus 70 hitpoints.

Fine, I cook a bat space cheeseburger on my bat rocket bat grill.

3 (6): You're out of ingredients.

I do nothing some more

You do nothing some more.

I shove the other bagelman into my mouth with the infinity sword.

11 (15): And verily Terrance was restored to full health.

I invite God to the party.

10: He's busy trolling Baptists.

I give Red_Spy anti-coma drugs.

13: He's brought back to consciousness.

I ask a lovely lady to heal up my wounds.

9 (10): She says she's not a trained paramedic.

I curse the gods and sell my soul to the demons for a chance of VENGEANZA

7: You sell your soul, but they renege on their end of the bargain.

 

[Red_Spy]

I get the doctor to heal my bleeding.

 

[Seon]

I sue the demons.

 

[Skwink]

I guard Red_Spy.