Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Terrance888]

I ask Abaddon's Clone, in the name of our friendship, to stop healing Red Spy and start smashing redspy's head against the floor instead.

 

[landlubber]

I remain in care until the flight boards.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I shoot bat missiles at the space ship.

5 (8): You're back out of range.

I keep killing Terrance.

18 (20): You hack and slash, relieving him of 30 hitpoints.

Slap him again, why not?

16 (20):

Spoiler :

Link to video.

for 20 damage.

I try to use the force, by putting in a thought to go stab himself into Terrance's mind.

2: The hole in your head leads to a leakage of 18 hitpoints.

I umm... do something productive!

18: You secure the game against nefarious influence by defeated players.

I ask Abaddon's Clone, in the name of our friendship, to stop healing Red Spy and start smashing redspy's head against the floor instead.

5: He pokes you with his prosthetic finger, inflicting 9 damage.

I remain in care until the flight boards.

12: Barring no intrusions...

 

[Skwink]

While killing Terrance, I slice his arm off and money comes out.

 

[Red_Spy]

I think about fixing the ship.

 

[Terrance888]

I run away out of range of the impromptu medical station, still searching for the Chainsaw knife.

 

[mythmonster2]

Feeling absolutely certain that CG will die next turn from bleeding, heal myself back to full health.

 

[Double A]

I get back in range and shoot the ship.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

While killing Terrance, I slice his arm off and money comes out.

20 (20): You inflict 28 damage to his right arm, worsening the bleeding by 13 hitpoints, AND his blood loss becomes YOUR money at an exchange rate of $100:1 hp!

I think about fixing the ship.

12 (10): In your current situation, it's hard to visualize a repair plan.

I run away out of range of the impromptu medical station, still searching for the Chainsaw knife.

4: You run into security who, suspicious of what you're doing with Abaddon's items, confiscates your weapons and throws you in the brig.

Feeling absolutely certain that CG will die next turn from bleeding, heal myself back to full health.

2 (11): You regain 25 hitpoints.

I get back in range and shoot the ship.

17 (20): You let loose a salvo, which unfortunately will not result in a health boost since you're already at full health.
mythmonster2 suffers 39 damage.
CivGeneral suffers 15 damage and dies.
Red_Spy suffers 30 damage.
Terrance888 suffers 25 damage.
Tlc2011 suffers 26 damage.
Skwink Caesar suffers 23 damage.
CivCube suffers 29 damage.

!!!!!, Spleyminy and Tlc2011 suffer 20 damage for inactivity.

 

[Double A]

Huh.

I have no health cap.

 

[Skwink]

I beat Terrance some more.

 

[landlubber]

I board the flight.

 

[GenMarshall]

@Thorvald: Can you VM me when the next round starts? With my horrible luck in this game, I've basically given up in all roll to dodge games. Hense why I never bothered to check this thread.

(Or someone revives me, that would be great)

 

[Terrance888]

In the security of the brig, I catch my breath and some hp.

 

[Red_Spy]

I try to solve complicated math problems in my head.

 

[mythmonster2]

Find next target.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I beg God to resurrect me!

 

[Abaddon]

The ships core runs out of energy and everything powers down

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I have no health cap.

1 (4): Your total health shrinks by 25%.

I beat Terrance some more.

17: You gain entry into his cell and manhandle him for 19 damage.

I board the flight.

17: You're given some medication for the trip.

In the security of the brig, I catch my breath and some hp.

4: Not as Skwink beats both out of you you don't.

I try to solve complicated math problems in my head.

10 (8): Maybe you should just rest.

Find next target.

20 (20): TARGET ACQUIRED: TERRANCE888

I beg God to resurrect me!

6: You may have been good, but not that good.

 

[Double A]

1 (4): Your total health shrinks by 25%.

This is a lie.