Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

I type in the coordinates for Dune on the navigation computer.
 
mythmonster2 said:
Amplify tlc's bleeding.
11 (12): You increase the blood loss to -15 hp/turn.

Skwink Caesar said:
I attract an attractive lady, curing my embarrassment.
14 (12): DON'T EFF THIS UP, MAN!

Double A said:
I continue a'shootin my bat-rockets.
5 (8): The launcher is broken.

Red_Spy said:
I type in the coordinates for Dune on the navigation computer.
9: Your spectral hand keeps going through the keyboard!

!!!!!, Tlc2011 and CivCube suffer 20 damage for inactivity.
 
I convince a player do type in the coordinates for me.
 
I somehow use my massive charisma score to convince the missile launchers to repair themselves and continue firing.
 
Red_Spy said:
I convince a player do type in the coordinates for me.
5: mythmonster2 is occupied at the moment.

mythmonster2 said:
FALCON.
PUNCH.
on tlc.
11 (16): You deliver 18 damage.

Double A said:
I somehow use my massive charisma score to convince the missile launchers to repair themselves and continue firing.
4 (10): How disappointing.

Skwink Caesar said:
I say screw law and attack TLC with my sword-gun.
9: Kinda hard to do if you're on Earth.

landlubber said:
I call the guy and ask him what the secret is.
7: Your highly-exposed person attracts another bullet for 18 damage.
 
I ask the computer to input the coordinates for me.
 
Fine, **** it. Missiles can continue not exploding. I use the baby's laser vision on the ship again.
 
mythmonster2 said:
Slap him silly.
17 (20): You slap him TO HELL!

Red_Spy said:
I ask the computer to input the coordinates for me.
18: Through some ethereal influence, you re-engage the ship's subroutines and course resumes.

Skwink Caesar said:
I call my Mother.
18: You tell her how you bungled your mission, got disbarred and are now stuck on Earth as mythmonster2 dominates the spaceship. She tells you to talk to "Cousin Vinnie".

Double A said:
I use the baby's laser vision on the ship again.
7 (10): The baby was thrown from the rocket, too!

landlubber said:
I run for cover back to where the guy is.
9: A shot to the leg sends you sprawling over the street, less 11 hitpoints.
 
I wait till we arrive on Dune.
 
My rocket ship, allies, and I return to the situation a few turns ago, before my health was limited but after my missiles got lifelink.
 
mythmonster2 said:
Find anyone else on the spaceship.
13 (14): You meet up with your bodyguard.

Red_Spy said:
I wait till we arrive on Dune.
14: Five hours to go.

landlubber said:
I shoot in the direction of where the bullets are coming with my laser chain gun.
7: You lay down suppressing fire. A grenade comes your way.
ROLL TO DODGE!
16 (17): You toss it back. It explodes along the front of the building, and no shots ensue.

Double A said:
My rocket ship, allies, and I return to the situation a few turns ago, before my health was limited but after my missiles got lifelink.
3 (6): You overshoot the desired deadline and wind up around January, losing your modifiers and Lifelink, but regaining your maximum health cap.
 
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