Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[civplayah]

I search for that figure you mentioned a little while ago.

 

[landlubber]

I run back to check on the war game guy whose name I forgot.

 

[civplayah]

Wait, the figure is the sniper.

I go to the guy with the information.

 

[Double A]

Fine, I keep shooting at the ship till someone accepts.

 

[mythmonster2]

Fix something else!

 

[Skwink]

I sue TLC AGAIN.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I run back to check on the war game guy whose name I forgot.

6: Whoever ordered the hit had a contingency plan.
ROLL TO DODGE!
5: A bullet strikes your left shoulder for 12 damage.

I go to the guy with the information.

10: You're (metaphorically) half a world away with no money for travel.

Fine, I keep shooting at the ship till someone accepts.

1 (4): One of the missiles detonates prematurely.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4 (7): You suffer 16 damage and are thrown from your rocket.

Fix something else!

3 (7): You tidy up the hallway some.

I sue TLC AGAIN.

3 (4): You are disbarred.

 

[Double A]

I get back in my rocket.

(Also, since they have lifelink, and my rocket did 16 damage to me, wouldn't that mean I'd get 16 health from my rocket?)

 

[Abaddon]

My God, just kill each other already!

 

[mythmonster2]

Kill TLC.

 

[civplayah]

I don't NEED money.

What I need is a modifier.

Action: I gain a modifier.

 

[landlubber]

I try again to check on the guy.

 

[mythmonster2]

I dunno about what it looks like to you, but I'm playing the game.

 

[Skwink]

I sue mythmonster2.

 

[Abaddon]

Myth, i did mean to say you are one of the only ones consistently doing so But even then, you could be attacking people with +9 to your roll if you shaped..

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I get back in my rocket.

(Also, since they have lifelink, and my rocket did 16 damage to me, wouldn't that mean I'd get 16 health from my rocket?)

(Ooh, don't tempt me into abusing that sort of paradox.)

10 (13): You clamber aboard.

Kill TLC.

3 (4): The Learning Channel objects, and as you smash your fist into the TV, it shocks you out of 18 hitpoints.

I don't NEED money.

What I need is a modifier.

Action: I gain a modifier.

10: You gain a Net Neutralizer.

I try again to check on the guy.

9: You reel backwards as another bullet embeds itself in the pavement in front of you.

I sue mythmonster2.

4 (2): You are fined $4000 for operating without license.

 

[mythmonster2]

Amplify tlc's bleeding.

 

[Skwink]

I attract an attractive lady, curing my embarrassment.

 

[Double A]

I continue a'shootin my bat-rockets.

 

[Terrance888]

I halve everyone's hp.