Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[CivCube]

Wondrous! I strike up a conversation through interpretive dance.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I will just wallow in some mud with my family instead.

 

[Abaddon]

I repeatedly (endurance) attack (mêlée) my lucky charm with my Gum-balled bear-greased Soviet ostrich medal.. hoping to somehow combine it into an even better.. thing.

 

[Verarde]

I, uh, see what's going on around me.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I eat it for the HP!

9: Drat, it's soiled.

I run to my allies Russia for help.

3: ...Now you find the government forces.
ROLL TO DODGE!
7: They pew pew pew you for 12 damage.

I begin my hunt for the hyena caper.

5: You find some tire tracks, but these zebras are encumbering you something awful.

Combining my knowledge of magic (to counter the bad magic), engineering, and healing, as well as some of my popsicle sticks and some of my duct tape, I convert the library's vending machine into a passive healing machine that heals all of my allies when they are within its vicinity.

14 (16): And it works! You all begin recovering 6 hitpoints per turn.

I get mad at Sam and gag her back.

19 (17): Sam stops complaining.

Wondrous! I strike up a conversation through interpretive dance.

17: They tell you to seek out the woman with the red bandana, for she knows what transpires beneath the ground.

I will just wallow in some mud with my family instead.

3: Some fat American kid drained the watering hole!! And now he's laughing at you!!

I repeatedly (endurance) attack (mêlée) my lucky charm with my Gum-balled bear-greased Soviet ostrich medal.. hoping to somehow combine it into an even better.. thing.

16 (18): You smash the two together, then to pieces, and now the powers are yours directly.

I, uh, see what's going on around me.

20: Mostly worms and bugs and stuff. You study them so scrupulously that you gain a +3 bonus to rolls for naturalistic actions.

Darth Caesar, Boundless and juKar-C suffer 15 damage for inactivity.

 

[Red_Spy]

I tell the forces that I want to leave the rebels and join them.

 

[CivCube]

I wander out of the cave and into the closest village.

 

[Verarde]

I find something to do.

 

[Terrance888]

I use my shear force of will to keep myself alive!

 

[Skwink]

I throw a rock straight up.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Using Attlee's saliva that I collect on a popsicle stick along with my medical knowledge, I heal myself.

 

[hendo]

I make a call to the rebels using the library's phone, asking for their assistance in the quest I have before me.

 

[Abaddon]

I get an 18.. an get nothing? :/

Also, how did my roll go up only by two? It should have at least gone up three?

Meh..


I relax while flying first class out to my fantastic wedding.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

OOC:

I get an 18.. an get nothing? :/

I may have misunderstood, but I thought that the powers of your charm and/or medal, which could have been stolen from you like the pictures were earlier, now became yours (thus unstealable).

I have a fantastic wedding.

Don't you have to get to Dubai first?

6: You spend all your cash on a return flight to England. The ceremony's in Dubai.

 

[Abaddon]

That's a pretty weak "make it better" for an 18.. i'd understand if i'd rolled like a 12 or something.

Also, yeah, i'd missed that step

 

[hoplitejoe]

I kill that kid, I KILL HIM HARD!

 

[landlubber]

Eat the zebras.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I finish off Terrance.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Told ya.

I tell the forces that I want to leave the rebels and join them.

8: What, to be their mole?!
ROLL TO DODGE!
20: You dodge all the bullets and manage to flee the area.

I wander out of the cave and into the closest village.

13: You stroll into Elomo.

I find something to do.

16: You climb out of the pit.

I use my shear force of will to keep myself alive!

8: Alas! You don't have shears.

I throw a rock straight up.

4 (3): You knock out Sam for 12 damage.

Using Attlee's saliva that I collect on a popsicle stick along with my medical knowledge, I heal myself.

1 (4): You contract some sort of parasite that saps 3 hitpoints per turn.

I make a call to the rebels using the library's phone, asking for their assistance in the quest I have before me.

20: They tell you to get over there and they'll talk further. And they sound legit.

I relax while flying first class out to my fantastic wedding.

8 (9): Air fare's gone up.

I kill that kid, I KILL HIM HARD!

17 (18): You punch him and he explodes in a gory spray, earning you 2 points of infamy.

Eat the zebras.

17: You eat two, boosting your health by a bonus 40 hitpoints and giving you energy to improve all your rolls by 2 for the next six turns.

I finish off Terrance.

15: *click* *PAFF*

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I lay Terrance and the remainders of mythmonster to rest.