Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[tuxedohamm]

Accidentally start a global war; laugh about it.

 

[Omega124]

(It's all in a plan, Earthling Just wait.)

I go back to Hell and smash The Devil's face into his King, knocking it over and thus winning the game to Earthling.

 

[Verarde]

Are there any spaces at all? Just one? Or could you expand the game just one slot more, so I can join? I would really appreciate it.

 

[GenMarshall]

I head to the office of my target

 

[Abaddon]

Fail to heal myself

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I order the brownie fairies to keep trying to kill civplayah while I try to convince the angels back to my side.

13: You win them back. The brownie fairies ready a salvo.
ROLL TO DODGE!
18: They blow 20 hitpoints out of civplayah.

Action: I find a Bazooka and blow up Choxorn's plane

wishes:

1. I completely heal myself to full health and get rid of any shrapnel in my body.
2. While I blow up Choxorns plane(regardless if I manage to or not), his items get teleported back here to me.
3. 3 more wishes.

You find a bazooka, fail to damage the helicopter, but deal choxorn 10 damage from the area of effect.
(9): Your heel is restored to full health for 3 hitpoints.
(3): You get teleported on top of a man named Bakir, who punches you in the face for 5 damage.
(13): You get three more wishes.

I remember that not just shooting people is a bad idea. So, I tell the Spartans to shoot TLO. And then I stab him a few times with the sword, just to be safe.

15: FATALITY.

NO BOUNCER CAN STOP ME FROM GETTING WHAT I WANT, I ATTEMPT ANOTHER GO AT ABADDON'S SLOT!

Your second coming is so hard, you knock 10 hitpoints out of him.

"Doctor," I say, "I'm in need of more HP. Can you manage to give me that?"

10: He hands you a bottle of HP Sauce.

I get medical attention, paying out of pocket if there are no doctors at my base.

8: You spend $20 000 and are restored to full health.

If the chess game can still be continued, I WILL continue it - with rolls if I can as per my last mentioned action on that (press forward with a staunch line of pawns to stifle the Devil)

He seems to be wise to your strategy.

Okay, now im pissed. I simply fly over to TLO and rip him apart with my bare energy hands.

"He's already dead, son!"

I destroy MM2's brain, leaving him in a delicious vegetable state.

You cannot lock onto the target, and the unfocused energy deals you 14 damage.

Accidentally start a global war; laugh about it.

14: YOU MANIAC!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!

I go back to Hell and smash The Devil's face into his King, knocking it over and thus winning the game to Earthling.

1: The Devil is so angry that you tried to cheat that he unleashes an unavoidable fireball dealing 70 damage... to both you and your ally.

Are there any spaces at all? Just one? Or could you expand the game just one slot more, so I can join? I would really appreciate it.

Tell you what: you can take rhawn's character, since he was never properly defeated.

I head to the office of my target

4 (5): You are attacked by guards in the hall.
ROLL TO DODGE!
18 (20): You down both of them silently, acquiring a key-card in the process.

Fail to heal myself

12 (8): You recover 10 hitpoints.

 

[Seon]

I order my minions to crush civplayah while I steal his HP sauce

 

[choxorn]

Realizing that all these explosions are really hurting (thank the dice the helicopter is indestructible), I head to a hospital to go heal.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Awww.......

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

On the other hand, I don't think anyone cheated death as often as you.

 

[kill fire]

You have a fair point Thorvald.

I eat TLO's corpse, so as to both get health back, and to make sure he stays dead.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I have had some terrible rolls though when it mattered. (like trying to get healed 3 or 4 times throughout the game, and all failing to do so, except for giving up my horse...)

 

[Perfection]

BUT DID I GET ABADDON'S SLOT? THAT IS WHAT I DESIRE!

 

[choxorn]

There hasn't been that much death cheating at all aside from him. Kill fire rose from the grave, bestrfcplayer regrew his hands, and some people ended up in Heaven, but that's about it.

 

[Earthling]

Omega, for goodness sake, stop failing?!

I recommend you go back to your roots - your very early, rocket launcher loving roots. Add someone like her to our alliance's army - we already have the mundane troops...;

My action is again in the chess match: Let's send my holy men out to fight his soul-less defilers...In particular, glad that multiple moves may happen per action, but anyway

f3
and maybe follow with Bb5 if no new threats seems like a good start from where things stand here

 

[Omega124]

I intimidate Reality while mechanically fixing it to heal Earthling and I to full health.

 

[GenMarshall]

Talk about Crit attack!

 

[Zack]

I make great advancements in math, what with all the spare time on my hands.

 

[Earthling]

I should never have allied Omega...but I'll stick with him to the end now...not going to try to stack the teams as the saying goes...I had this all worked out too, such a nice plan...backfired by not being able to time-travel properly like 5 times though.

 

[choxorn]

Agreed, what I learned from CCRunner's mafia game is that Omega is a crappy teammate.