TheLastOne36 said:
The genie, now outside of the vodka bottle, offers me 3 wishes.
15: "What is thy bidding, my master?" <hic>
choxorn said:
I pick my stuff up, and then use the sword to remove TheLastOne's head.
3: You put a little too much swing, and nearly decapitate yourself. Fortunately it's only a flesh-wound for 13 damage.
CivGeneral said:
In all seriousness, I calm the woman down.
13 (14): You calm the woman down.
kill fire said:
I make TLO's head explode to make sure he doesnt get back up.
8: The outward expansion of TheLastOne36's head briefly relieves the pressure from the tyre.
civplayah said:
I tell the angels to rush me to a heavenly hospital.
10: They rush you into the hospital.
ROLL TO DODGE!
15: You have just enough strength left to avoid the wall and sail into the operating theatre.
Earthling said:
I do send that letter off to Nintendo giving them different storylines for many of their games and changing CivG's past - so he's no longer stuck on his silly mission (also say goodbye to the lady friend...sorry) and ends up as a banker in Milwaukee...I wouldn't hope the timeline change has other effects but we'll see.
10: The letter is lost in the mail. Meanwhile, Hell hath no fury like a chess match scorned.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4: A burst of flame drains 25 hitpoints.
Seon said:
I call the hospital where civplayah is being rushed to and schedule an operation for him.
The operation being his donation of his kidney and testicles. Of course.
3: You somehow end up in an order for a transplant
to him.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9 (13): You clear the table before the surgeon can begin.
Abaddon said:
ACTION: Fail to reverse the migrane situation.
19 (17): The headache intensifies to a -4 penalty.
Perfection said:
I attempt to hijack Abaddon's player because his game sucks so much, and I want my R2D fix and he's not providing it
4: The bouncer hits you for a home run.
Anonymoose said:
The moose remove MM2's legs from his body with telekinesis.
19: Mythmonster2's legs and upper body can now operate independent of each other.
Zack said:
I wake up from my dream and remember that I'm lying in bed with my teddy bear, perfectly safe.
2: Your hallucinations damage you incidentally for 16 damage.
mythmonster2 said:
I escape back to my police headquarters.
17: You call yourself to arms, and your legs quickly follow. You have dropped off the radar once more, and will remain completely untargetable for the next 3 turns.
Omega124 said:
(I'm in 1982 now, as my action succeeded, right? If not, say so)
I intercept and burn that letter to Nintendo.
16: The letter, lost in the mail, is now completely destroyed.
Do recall that your genie is drunk.
as per my last mentioned action on that (press forward with a staunch line of pawns to stifle the Devil)
