Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[TheLastOne36]

I find a Choxorn Shield which deflects any attack back on him.

 

[civplayah]

I grow a new body (with extra limbs!!!).

EDIT:

Wait, I already posted my action...

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Fine, I use the magic staff to cast Magic Mirror.

20 (20): You produce 20 exact copies that will take 97 hitpoints' worth of damage (EACH) in your place. Each decoy must be defeated individually.

I find a stealth boy lying around

8 (9): You find a boy named Stealth.

i intimidate rats to die that are not immune to fear.

2 (5): The rats you've killed are nowhere near you. The ones that are attack.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: You suffer 11 damage.

I escape.

20 (18): You flee back to the mortal plane (minus your head), and gain a 5-turn immunity to Seon's attacks.

I travel to Mount Ararat with the mage.

11: You arrive at the summit, where you must build a snowman.

I travel to where MM2 is and throw my headstone at MM2.

11: Welcome to Hell. You damage his mirror for 15 hitpoints.

I FIRE MAH LAZOR at TLO to remove his remaining 12 HP and finally kill him.

4: You do not give it enough time to cycle, and it overheats your cabin.
ROLL TO DODGE!
3 (5): You suffer 14 damage.

I place civplayah's head inside the safe for safekeeping

10: You don't close the door.

I find a Choxorn Shield which deflects any attack back on him.

8: You find a toy kite shield.

mythmonster2's crooked cops remember they're on assignment and attack Anonymoose.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4: The barrage deals 25 damage.

 

[GenMarshall]

Let's try this again, I find a personal stealth field generator.

 

[kill fire]

I build a snowman.

 

[choxorn]

Oh how silly of me, I forgot to touch the die to my left ear for good luck. Having now done this, I attempt to FIRE MAH LAZOR at TLO again, and the Spartans attempt to do the same.

 

[Seon]

Muttering to myself, I properly close the safe's door with Civplayah's head safely tucked inside. For his own safety, of course.

 

[Perfection]

I GIVE CIVG AN AWESOME CGI LOVER, FROM BEYOND THE GAME!

 

[mythmonster2]

Whilst my cops fire at Anonymoose, I bite DrumStudent in coordination with my mirrors to confuse him.

 

[civplayah]

I regenerate a new head to my already escaped body.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I notice that my toy Kite Shield isn't actually a toy, it just had an On-Off switch set at off.

I flip the switch and deflect Choxorn's(and his Spartans) attack back at him.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Let's try this again, I find a personal stealth field generator.

1 (2): You find a localized gap generator and take it for a test-run, but it hasn't been run since 1997 and promptly explodes.
ROLL TO DODGE!
12 (16): You miraculously avoid all shrapnel.

I build a snowman.

17: It is a piece of crystallized art. It also points you toward Dnipropetrovsk, site of your next milestone.

Oh how silly of me, I forgot to touch the die to my left ear for good luck. Having now done this, I attempt to FIRE MAH LAZOR at TLO again, and the Spartans attempt to do the same.

1: You still didn't give it enough time to cycle. The cabin overheats for 20 immediate damage... What state are the controls in?
ROLL TO DODGE!
10 (12): You manage to rectify the situation before anything is permanently damaged.

Muttering to myself, I properly close the safe's door with Civplayah's head safely tucked inside. For his own safety, of course.

16: It is safely stowed.

I GIVE CIVG AN AWESOME CGI LOVER, FROM BEYOND THE GAME!

17: You-know-who arrives to back him up.

Whilst my cops fire at Anonymoose, I bite DrumStudent in coordination with my mirrors to confuse him.

14 (15): You transfer 20 hitpoints from him to you. Anonymoose suffers another 11 damage.

I regenerate a new head to my already escaped body.

11 (9): "The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?"

I notice that my toy Kite Shield isn't actually a toy, it just had an On-Off switch set at off.

I flip the switch and deflect Choxorn's(and his Spartans) attack back at him.

2: You activate the shield... channelling choxorn's damage into you.

The rats regroup for a coordinated attack on tuxedohamm.
ROLL TO DODGE!
12: He slays 16.

 

[GenMarshall]

*Sigh*, lets try this once again! I find a personal portable stealth generator.

 

[Seon]

I place a magical ward on the safe so that civplyah is unable to take any action involving his head while its in the safe.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I throw away the shield and hide in a corner where nobody can see me.

 

[kill fire]

Alright, I make a run for Dnipropetrovsk.

 

[mythmonster2]

EDIT: Actually, attempt to wrestle DrumStudent's Uzi from him.

 

[choxorn]

I throw away the shield and hide in a corner where nobody can see me.

You're aware that you're dead, right?

I remove TLO's soul from his body and place it in a magic soul-containing jar to ensure he cannot ressurect again.

 

[TheLastOne36]

How am I dead? I didn't take any damage did I?

Well whatever, I already cheated death alot of times. But If I get resurrected again, send me a PM or visitor message notifying me, ok Thorvald?

 

[choxorn]

You absorbed the 20 immediate damage that I took from the lase overheating when your kiteshield epic failed.