Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Perfection]

17: You-know-who arrives to back him up.

no i don't!!!!!


PLEASE TEL ME!!

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I open a fortune cookie to find out my destiny

 

[tuxedohamm]

I travel in search of the rats that died due to intimidation and collect their tails.

 

[civplayah]

I fully develop my brain/nervous system.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

*Sigh*, lets try this once again! I find a personal portable stealth generator.

16 (19): You find a short-range, lightweight cloaking device that when equipped, doubles your stealth bonus and applies the original +2 modifier to first-strike scenarios in combat.

I place a magical ward on the safe so that civplyah is unable to take any action involving his head while its in the safe.

2: You manage to fudge up such that you will become immobilized should his head leave the safe.

Alright, I make a run for Dnipropetrovsk.

1: You bee-line into the Black Sea.
ROLL TO DODGE!
2 (3): You sink to the bottom, losing all sense of orientation. You will take ongoing 10 damage until you break the surface.

EDIT: Actually, attempt to wrestle DrumStudent's Uzi from him.

8 (9): You don't get the gun, but you do elbow him in the nose for 6 damage.

I remove TLO's soul from his body and place it in a magic soul-containing jar to ensure he cannot ressurect again.

4: You scatter his soul to the wind.

Well whatever, I already cheated death alot of times. But If I get resurrected again, send me a PM or visitor message notifying me, ok Thorvald?

I'll try to remember.

no i don't!!!!!

PLEASE TEL ME!!

Samus, naturally.

I open a fortune cookie to find out my destiny

9 (6): You must buy more fortune cookies.

I travel in search of the rats that died due to intimidation and collect their tails.

15: A long hike collects 142 rat tails. The throng follows you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
18: You slay another 200.

I fully develop my brain/nervous system.

10 (8): You apply your brainpower to regeneration, before realizing you don't have any.

Anonymoose comes under fire from the police.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14: He evades all damage.

 

[Seon]

Gah

I attempt to remove the curse I accidentally placed upon myself

 

[kill fire]

I teleport with the mage to Dnipropetrovsk.

 

[mythmonster2]

Take DrumStudent's sword, then.

 

[GenMarshall]

I head off into the woods

 

[Double A]

Someone tells me how to join the game "formally."

 

[GenMarshall]

Someone tells me how to join the game "formally."

Just say an action sentence

(example: I find a glass of water on my head)

 

[Double A]

I find a lightsaber

Ok then what's with all the HP and items and stuff on the first page?

 

[Seon]

You die if your HP reaches 0

Youcan join my game too. IT's on hiatus during this week for personal reasons though

 

[tuxedohamm]

Put on my Ring of Invisibility.

 

[choxorn]

Grrr... Stupid rolls.

I activate my helicopter's good-luck-charm-seeking radar to try to find something to improve my rolls.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I get another fortune cookie and see what that says

 

[civplayah]

Once again, regenerate my brain.

 

[Verarde]

Sorry I will have to quit. Again sorry. No explanation.

 

[Double A]

So when do we get the roll thing?

 

[mythmonster2]

Couldn't take my power, could you? Can you at least leave me your weapons?