Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[civplayah]

Sweet! How about putting in a security system?

 

[Seon]

I find some tools in the Cruise Ship

 

[kill fire]

I find a phone and call the Ukrainian Mafia so they can send a boat to pick me up.

 

[!!!!!]

can I join

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Yup. Post an action.

 

[mythmonster2]

I go into the ship and find a cooking implement which could be used as a makeshift weapon.

 

[remake20]

I guess I'll try one of these.

I want to look for a pair of spiked boots

 

[!!!!!]

I want to go to culinary school

 

[landlubber]

If I can't write or do something interesting, then I just move in with civplayah.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I find a sharp rock.

8: The rocks on the beach have been smoothed by erosion.

I use my clamshell to find inner peace.

15: You gain a +2 bonus to roll for your next action.

Sweet! How about putting in a security system?

5: You attempt to recruit a crab. The crab attempts to pinch you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: It scuttles off with 4 hitpoints.

I find some tools in the Cruise Ship

13: You find a hammer and nails.

I find a phone and call the Ukrainian Mafia so they can send a boat to pick me up.

15: You scour the ship and find an abandoned cell phone. Transport is en route, ETA 20 turns.

I go into the ship and find a cooking implement which could be used as a makeshift weapon.

3: You slip on a wet patch in the kitchen and nearly impale yourself on the cooking utensils, suffering 12 damage.

I want to look for a pair of spiked boots

20: You find some deadly-looking cleats.

I want to go to culinary school

1: You head off in the direction of what you assume to be civilization, but a coconut falls from a tree above you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
10: It lands on your foot for 10 damage, but at least it didn't crack your skull.

If I can't write or do something interesting, then I just move in with civplayah.

10: He didn't invite you in.

 

[Double A]

I find something very useful and dangerous (to other people). Like a tank, gunboat, tankboat, etc.

 

[remake20]

I will search for a magic potion.

 

[Omega124]

In, this time giving 'em hell with my Hellfire tank missiles!

(Basically, I find and 'sic Hellfire tank missiles at my foes)

Oh wait, I didn't know we were getting serious about this round.

I guess I shall find a raido to a UNSC command post.

 

[landlubber]

I don't need an invitation! I want shelter!

 

[!!!!!]

pick up the coconut

 

[civplayah]

Enslave the crab.

 

[mythmonster2]

Grab a large knife while praying to the god of weapons.

 

[Seon]

I salvage the ship by using the hammer Red Faction 3 style.

 

[kill fire]

I call Horace and tell him to teleport over here so I can have some company while I wait.

EDIT: Holy crap I just realized that I actually met Horace in one of the early turns in round 1!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I find something very useful and dangerous (to other people). Like a tank, gunboat, tankboat, etc.

2 (4): You find a crazed stowaway who promptly attacks you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14: You manage to subdue him.

I will search for a magic potion.

9: You find none.

I guess I shall find a raido to a UNSC command post.

19: As luck would have it, there is a radio transmitter hidden up one of the trees. You are now online with the UNSC.

I don't need an invitation! I want shelter!

14: You dive in to civplayah's hut.

pick up the coconut

12: You now have a coconut.

Enslave the crab.

9: It scuttles out of view.

Grab a large knife while praying to the god of weapons.

18: You take hold of a butcher's knife.

I salvage the ship by using the hammer Red Faction 3 style.

3: It bounces off the side and hits you in the head for 6 damage.

I call Horace and tell him to teleport over here so I can have some company while I wait.

EDIT: Holy crap I just realized that I actually met Horace in one of the early turns in round 1!

(Destiny, man. )

11: He has some loose ends to tie up, but will be with you in six turns.