Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

I try to find a MAGICK book.

 

[remake20]

I want to take a run in my cleats to improve my conditioning. While also glacing to my side looking for items every once in a while.

 

[!!!!!]

study the coconut

 

[civplayah]

I attack landlubber and force him out.

 

[choxorn]

Despite not playing the game, I still get a message to the UNSC that Omega is evil, and shoot him on sight.

 

[Double A]

I find a cave which contains lightsaber crystals.

 

[merciary]

Well let's try this again.

I find a cleaver.

 

[mythmonster2]

I show the god of weapons that I am a worthy person to begin His mission on Earth.

 

[landlubber]

With a nice place to write, I begin drawing out a plan for my new book, "Landlubber Crusoe."

 

[Omega124]

I ask them, to order to engage the "rebels", if they would oh so kindly drop some ODSTs and to bring a Pelican with an empty Grizzly (For myself)

 

[Double A]

I'd lol if they dropped the Grizzly on you.

 

[!!!!!]

even if everyone has not posted do you reply every night

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Unless I get tied up with something, yes.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I try to find a MAGICK book.

4: A crazed stowaway runs up the stairs and attacks you!
ROLL TO DODGE!
6: He punches you for 10 damage.

I want to take a run in my cleats to improve my conditioning. While also glacing to my side looking for items every once in a while.

8 (11): You jog along the beach and make out an urban skyline in the distance.

study the coconut

16: It appears to be made of gold.

I attack landlubber and force him out.

20: You give him a swift kick for 15 damage that boots him out the door or other signal of entrance.

Despite not playing the game, I still get a message to the UNSC that Omega is evil, and shoot him on sight.

18: "Acknowledged."

I find a cave which contains lightsaber crystals.

4: You find a cave along the shore just as a wave rolls in.
ROLL TO DODGE!
2: You are knocked against the rocky wall for 18 damage.

I find a cleaver.

18: You find a machete stuck in a tree.

I show the god of weapons that I am a worthy person to begin His mission on Earth.

14: He is mildly optimistic of your potential. You must manufacture the Ultimate Weapon.

With a nice place to write, I begin drawing out a plan for my new book, "Landlubber Crusoe."

5: You draft out a blueprint in the sand with a stick, but the waves keep washing it away.

I ask them, to order to engage the "rebels", if they would oh so kindly drop some ODSTs and to bring a Pelican with an empty Grizzly (For myself)

6: An orbiting gunship takes pot-shots at you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
15: You run into the woodland/jungle to and vanish off their radar.

 

[Seon]

I salvage the stowaway red faction 3 style.

 

[remake20]

Using my cleats I attempt to steal the coconut from !!!!!. (The cleats are used for super speed so he never sees me coming)

 

[!!!!!]

see if there are any more

 

[merciary]

I cut the coconut in half.

 

[civplayah]

Haha. I become self-proclaimed leader of the island.

 

[Double A]

I call in a Phantom with Banshee support.

Actually, no. I call in a Covy Carrier, with two cruisers for support (like it needs it), and use it's Seraph fighters to do strafe civplayah with plasma.

That's what you get for claiming the island.