Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[kill fire]

KFC it is then.

 

[mythmonster2]

Hey, Double A. We are united in our fight against civplayah, so why don't we unite against any future enemies? Translation: Double A, do you want to make an alliance?

Orders: Now that they have lost their cover, fire at the natives.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I go back to the mainland to gather some cannons.

3: You strike a rock.
ROLL TO DODGE!
3: The lifeboat is taking on water!

I encounter a door with sounds of mechanical whirring and cries of help at the otherside. I save the person who is trapped on the otherside.

19: You burst into the log-splitting room and rescue Nell Fenwick from the conveyor belt. Inspector Fenwick is so impressed that he makes you an honorary RCMP officer with your own unit.

Activate plasma pulse rifle MK-2000

2: It activates inside you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
3 (5): You suffer 18 damage.

I discover who this temple was originally built for.

8: You have no clue what any of the statues or inscriptions mean.

now that I have found him whack the capybara with my healing stick

7: You must have left it back at the school.

I find some guns.

5: You find a gun in the hand of a drug dealer.
ROLL TO DODGE!
20: You punch him in the nose to assert your superiority, and he joins your cause.

OK, so, our home is flat! This is outrageous! I'll tear Double A apart!

20: You don't quite split him in two, but you do deal a nasty 41 damage.

I smoke a joint with Horace.

18: All your troubles seem to fade away.

Now that they have lost their cover, fire at the natives.

9: They have mysteriously vanished.

 

[GenMarshall]

I ask where Jill Valentine is located at

 

[merciary]

Decide to risk it, give the capybara as an offering to whoever this temple was dedicated to and offer my services in exchange their power/support/blessing

 

[landlubber]

I pray to God to make my stay on this island a little less of a living hell.

 

[civplayah]

I attack some more!

 

[mythmonster2]

I wrestle civplayah into submission. Shouldn't be too hard, considering he only has one arm.

 

[Abaddon]

I gain regenerative powers

 

[Seon]

I reactivate nanite self-repair system

 

[Double A]

What? I thought I sent orders in to glass the out of him last turn.

Oh well, I'll do that this turn.

Also, why didn't I get a roll to dodge? Or is that only for NPC interactions?

Oh right, alliance: HELLZ YEA

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I thought I sent orders in to glass the out of him last turn.

Two turns ago. If you made any orders last turn, I must've lost them amongst the Halo argument.

Also, why didn't I get a roll to dodge? Or is that only for NPC interactions?

The latter. Player-to-player actions are direct.

 

[Double A]

I guess I forgot to in the Stinger missile crisis.

And alright, that makes sense.

 

[!!!!!]

go and get it and then heal the capybara

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I ask where Jill Valentine is located at

2: Not in this game.

Decide to risk it, give the capybara as an offering to whoever this temple was dedicated to and offer my services in exchange their power/support/blessing

9: A breeze drifts through the temple.

I pray to God to make my stay on this island a little less of a living hell.

11: The lifeboat washes up on the shore.

I attack some more!

19: You hack another 20 hitpoints out of him.

I wrestle civplayah into submission. Shouldn't be too hard, considering he only has one arm.

2: He's wicked fast with that blade and hacks 16 hitpoints out of you.

I gain regenerative powers

2: You feel 11 hitpoints depart you.

I reactivate nanite self-repair system

1: What the beep! It all blows to hell again! You suffer 17 damage and your mechanically-induced bonuses are once more suspended.

What? I thought I sent orders in to glass the out of him last turn.

Oh well, I'll do that this turn.

19: While still avoiding you, they hit civplayah hard for 18 damage.

go and get it and then heal the capybara

8: It's a long trek back to the city.

mythmonster2 and Double A have formed a pact! The odds seem slightly more in their favour.

 

[GenMarshall]

2: Not in this game.

Ok, who's fudging up the rolls!? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

Order for this turn: I'm going to search for... ...Rebecca Chambers

 

[Double A]

I kick CivPlayah in the nuts, and then laugh (which heals me, I'm just that mean) at his misfortune.

 

[mythmonster2]

Hold civplayah while Double A kicks him.

 

[landlubber]

I look for cannons again.

 

[merciary]

I meditate at the temple and wait for a sign.