Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

Activate Luck Algorithm.

 

[kill fire]

I scrap the bus for parts.

 

[civplayah]

I hurt Double A.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I'm going to search for... ...Rebecca Chambers

15: You learn she is in a hotel in the city.

I kick CivPlayah in the nuts, and then laugh (which heals me, I'm just that mean) at his misfortune.

1: He does what you aimed to do, turning 24 points of your pain into his health.

Hold civplayah while Double A kicks him.

11: You attempt to subdue civplayah before he can inflict more harm.

I look for cannons again.

18: You find a G5 self-propelled howitzer, and nobody guarding it.

I meditate at the temple and wait for a sign.

16: You feel 10 hitpoints return to you.

Activate Luck Algorithm.

2: You suffer a -2 penalty to all rolls.

I scrap the bus for parts.

18: You now have some quality raw materials.

I hurt Double A.

15: Even with mythmonster2 restraining you, you manage to beat another 11 hitpoints out of him.

 

[kill fire]

I hang out with Horace for a while.

 

[GenMarshall]

I head to the hotel in the city.

 

[landlubber]

I equip the howlitzer to my dinghy.

 

[civplayah]

Awesome! I hurt Double A more!

Who wants an alliance?

 

[mythmonster2]

I reclaim my knife.

 

[Seon]

Chrono shift myself to the time when the automated repair system kicked in.

 

[merciary]

I send away for a mail order degree in archeology.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I hang out with Horace for a while.

18: Chillaxin' restores you to full health.

I head to the hotel in the city.

11: You enter the lobby.

I equip the howlitzer to my dinghy.

17: You now have naval support. One of its tyres is also big enough to plug the hole.

I hurt Double A more!

9: You miss.

I reclaim my knife.

6: civplayah misses because he hits you instead for 9 damage.

Chrono shift myself to the time when the automated repair system kicked in.

12 (10): Time shift non-functional, sir!

I send away for a mail order degree in archeology.

3: You can't find a mailbox because a hobo leaps out in front of you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4 (6): He punches you for 6 damage.

 

[GenMarshall]

I search for Rebecca Chambers in the hotel

 

[landlubber]

Then we shall waste no time plugging the hole.

 

[kill fire]

I go look for stufv.

 

[remake20]

I use my cleats to dig through the sand for items.

 

[civplayah]

I kill Double A.

 

[Seon]

Regain full functionality.

 

[mythmonster2]

Knock out civplayah.

 

[merciary]

I kill the hobo.