Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

Jump up and down on mythmonster

 

[Skwink]

I take red_spy to the hospital.

 

[mythmonster2]

What the bloody hell is my bodyguard doing?

Evade Seon's attacks.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find a cold drink

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I search for Red Spy, destroying the bagelmen on the way.

2: You certainly get their attention, suffering 18 and 19 damage from each half.

The bat computer bat builds more bat ammo.

4 (7): Unfortunately, bat blueprints do not bat translate into bat material by their bat selves.

Jump up and down on mythmonster

13: He makes squeaky noises as he's winded of 12 hitpoints.

I take red_spy to the hospital.

6: He stubbornly refuses to leave.

What the bloody hell is my bodyguard doing?

Evade Seon's attacks.

3 (1): He seems to have become entangled with the Bagel Men, and it doesn't look good for him. Meanwhile, Seon bruises your ribs, weakening you by -3 to defence rolls.

I find a cold drink

16: You find a fridge of them.

 

[Red_Spy]

I go with Swink to the hosipital.

 

[GenMarshall]

I cower into the corner as I heal myself

"Why can't I best him?! Why cant he he just left me alone in the first place!??! Why the hell cant my concussion go away?!!?!? I'm sick of being the universe's butt monkey!"

 

[Double A]

Fine, I bat deplete the nearest bat planet of its bat resources.

Note: Earth is not a bat planet.

 

[Skwink]

I go with Red_Spy to the hospital.

 

[Terrance888]

I obliterate the Bagelmen.

 

[landlubber]

I check to see how long until the flight boards.

 

[mythmonster2]

Make a comeback by standing up and knocking the lights out of Seon with my POWER FIST!

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find a Heavenly Sword of Epic Awesomeness

 

[Seon]

Counterkill mythmonster

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I go with Swink to the hosipital.

4 (1): Your blood loss has put you into shock.

I cower into the corner as I heal myself

15 (12): You use your medipack to recover 50 hitpoints, lessening your concussion by 1.

Fine, I bat deplete the nearest bat planet of its bat resources.

20 (20): You know Jupiter at the end of 2010: The Year We Make Contact? It's like that... except instead of becoming a sun, it's more ammo than you can possibly exhaust this round.

I go with Red_Spy to the hospital.

10: You scream epithets as he falls to the floor, paralyzed.

I obliterate the Bagelmen.

9: They keep separating!
ROLL TO DODGE!
12: You leap over the first.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4: You're broadsided for 13 damage.

I check to see how long until the flight boards.

6: Not for another three hours yet.

Make a comeback by standing up and knocking the lights out of Seon with my POWER FIST!

7 (12): You catch him under the chin for a satisfying 17 damage.

I find a Heavenly Sword of Epic Awesomeness

12: You find it, but you can't use it.

Counterkill mythmonster

18: You empty the clip for 41 satisfying-er damage.

 

[Double A]

I continue bat using bat ammo like nobat's business.

 

[Red_Spy]

I take Seon down with me, by stabbing the my knife in to Seon's back.

 

[Skwink]

I drag Red_Spy to the hospital.

 

[mythmonster2]

Throttle Seon.

 

[Terrance888]

I toast the bagelmen with the power of the infinity sword!