Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

I drag all the inactives down to the graves.

 

[Double A]

I move into range and shoot some more.

 

[Skwink]

I watch Law and Order.

 

[mythmonster2]

Go and find an inactive person.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

My ghost repairs the ship.

4 (7): Someone needs to channel the Machine Spirit first.

I move into range and shoot some more.

4 (7): Tubes are jammed.

I watch Law and Order.

18 (16): You think you might've picked something up from that episode. +1 to legal actions.

Go and find an inactive person.

19 (20): "O HAI Tlc2011!"

 

[Double A]

The jam comes out of the tubes.

 

[Skwink]

I become a lawyer.

 

[Red_Spy]

I channel the Machine Spirit to help me repair the ship.

 

[mythmonster2]

Saw. Tlc.

 

[civplayah]

I win again.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

The jam comes out of the tubes.

18 (20): You collect eight jars' worth of apricot jam.

I become a lawyer.

2 (1): Seon's goons swarm you!
ROLL TO DODGE!
5 (3): You're beaten out of 18 hitpoints and robbed of $8000.

I channel the Machine Spirit to help me repair the ship.

4 (7): No, see, you're the Machine Spirit, and someone living has to make the bridge.

Saw. Tlc.

12 (13): You cut him for 11 damage.

I win again.

6: AR HAR HAR HAR NOT THAT EASY BUB!

 

[Double A]

I get endorsed for world leader by all the dead players.

 

[Red_Spy]

I channel the Machine Spirit through mythmonster2 to repair the ship.

 

[Skwink]

I go to law school.

 

[mythmonster2]

Punch Tlc in the face.

 

[civplayah]

What do I have to do to win again?

 

[landlubber]

I ask him what the secret is before he dies.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I get endorsed for world leader by all the dead players.

18 (20): Not counting Red_Spy or Terrance888 since they already did, that's... five.
(But you'll have to earn the last two.)

I channel the Machine Spirit through mythmonster2 to repair the ship.

1 (4): He's got to do the channelling of his own initiative.

I go to law school.

19 (18): You earn a degree and +2 bonus to rolls.

Punch Tlc in the face.

20 (20): You deal 28 damage and ongoing -13 hitpoints.

What do I have to do to win again?

20: Well, you're on Earth and Verarde's dead... beat landlubber?

I ask him what the secret is before he dies.

14: Looks like he might make it! Take care of that sniper and he'll be able to give a more complete answer.

 

[Skwink]

I lawyer TLC to death.

 

[Red_Spy]

I ask mythmonster2 to channel the Machine Spirit.