Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[GenMarshall]

I find a tribal village.

 

[mythmonster2]

Look for tourists to kill.

 

[hendo]

I inform them that the contact number is (44) 10 1800 8135, and hope that they can confirm my identity quickly as I have pressing matters of international urgency to attend to.

 

[Skwink]

Sam and I invade Washington DC.

 

[Boundless]

I steal Abaddon's photos for my benefit

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I use the absence of a floor to get underneath everyone else whilst they can't see me.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I start building a GDR

 

[Verarde]

I look for useful items.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Okay. So, now, I look for some water.

1 (2): You find a brush fire. A big one.
ROLL TO DODGE!
7 (8): OH TEH NOES it's spreading around you!

I join the game as a humanitarian and do something nice for each of the other participants.

11: You haven't killed them. That's a start, I guess.

I combine the Perkins Gentlemen's Pomade, two gum balls, a fake Soviet medal, and an ostrich feather into a fantastic outfit of which i take photos using my disposable camera and pay for the development (however much it costs?) out of my $30.

2: You spend $12 to photograph a mess.

I ask the rebel leader for a job.

14: Go make sure Skwink and his friend don't get themselves killed.

I find a tribal village.

14: You come across a tribe of bushmen.

Look for tourists to kill.

15: You stumble upon a group of tourists just back from safari.

I inform them that the contact number is (44) 10 1800 8135, and hope that they can confirm my identity quickly as I have pressing matters of international urgency to attend to.

12: They're trying, but it's a busy signal.

Sam and I invade Washington DC.

19: You somehow manage to convince the rebel leader to let you go off on your own, commandeering a yacht and setting sail for the East Coast.

I steal Abaddon's photos for my benefit

14: You run into the camp and snatch the photos, cackling madly.

I use the absence of a floor to get underneath everyone else whilst they can't see me.

20: You use your bare hands to dig out a vast tunnel network.

I start building a GDR

9: You lack the components.

I look for useful items.

16: You collect some twigs, a tuber, and a discarded compass.

 

[Red_Spy]

I follow Skwink to Wahington D.C.

 

[mythmonster2]

Attack the tourists in a wild frenzy.

 

[Skwink]

While Sam covers my back, I borrow Sam's Rifle and snipe the President from our boat.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Since it was recently Abaddon's birthday, I bake a cake for each of the other players and then feed a piece of each and every cake to each player, so that everyone can enjoy a piece of everyone else's representative birthday cakes; representative meaning that they get their cakes now regardless of when they were born. I was so busy thinking about everyone else that I forgot to save any cake for myself.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I use my vast network of tunnels to crawl to Washington DC.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find the components

 

[landlubber]

I run away!

 

[hendo]

I explore the station for any potential friends or useful items while they try to contact the embassy.

 

[Verarde]

I use the compass to find which direction is west.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I follow Skwink to Wahington D.C.

8: That was the last boat!

Attack the tourists in a wild frenzy.

3 (5): You trip and fall flat on your face, suffering 9 damage.

While Sam covers my back, I borrow Sam's Rifle and snipe the President from our boat.

18: He's down!

Since it was recently Abaddon's birthday, I bake a cake for each of the other players and then feed a piece of each and every cake to each player, so that everyone can enjoy a piece of everyone else's representative birthday cakes; representative meaning that they get their cakes now regardless of when they were born. I was so busy thinking about everyone else that I forgot to save any cake for myself.

1: Run around and catch everyone, even the two guys across the pond?! That's impractical to the point of your sanity slipping 3 points.

I use my vast network of tunnels to crawl to Washington DC.

8: You'll have to tunnel under the ocean first.

I find the components

7: Not around here, guv.

I run away!

20 (20): You run away so fast, your vapour trail extinguishes the fire.

I explore the station for any potential friends or useful items while they try to contact the embassy.

5: One of the constables decides you might behave a little better in a cell.

I use the compass to find which direction is west.

13: 50 degrees to starboard.

 

[Red_Spy]

I try to find a way to Skwink.