Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

Sorry for all these delays. This week is especially busy.

mythmonster2 said:
Start tracking apes.
8 (10): Doesn't look like they've been through here.

hoplitejoe said:
With my new found rhinosity I set off in search of grass to eat.
10: *chew chew* *grimace* "This is the life..!"

landlubber said:
I gather mystical herbs to try and ease the effects of the pills.
18: They also invigorate you, giving a +1 bonus for your next eight rolls.

Red_Spy said:
I turn my stick into a spear.
7: NO ROOOOOOCKS!!

hendo said:
I purchase a good luck trinket from one of the markets.
3: Ah. You don't have your passport on you. The police take you in for questioning.

Skwink said:
I meet a man and befriend him. His name is Samuel North.
15: You team up with Civil War vet Samuel W. North, C Company, 126th Pennsylvania.

Boundless said:
I make a giraffe my friend/pet/horse-back ride.
10: It runs away.

Abaddon said:
The tourists have a very enjoyable safari with myself as their guide.
11: Well, no maulings yet.

CivGeneral said:
I find a M1911 in the glove compartment in the jeep.
2: The jeep was booby-trapped by rebels.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: You suffer 10 damage as the whole thing explodes.

Verarde said:
I join the game.
13: Welcome.

Darth Caesar said:
I read about time travel
4: Theoretically possible, but practically impossible.
 
God damn it!! :mad: (I'm quite tempted to poke at the program Thorvald is using to see if the dice hates me or something)

Roll: I gather some healing herbs
 
I join the army.
 
I go find a sexy rhino girlfriend.
 
I convince the officers that I am a foreign diplomat, and therefore benefit from diplomatic immunity and cannot be punished, and that I'd have been unable to get through airport security without my passport anyway.
 
I re-capture the giraffe, making it my slave instead.
 
Wait, have I joined? :confused:

EDIT: I have. Whoops. Anyway:

I find a machete on the floor.
 
The Tour ends, and the tourists gives me gifts for having such a fantastic time.
 
Things should be back on track now. Thank you for your patience.
CivGeneral said:
I gather some healing herbs
13: You pick some herbs that shouldn't be poisonous.

Red_Spy said:
I join the army.
4: You're press-ganged into a rebel group. But hey: Kalashnikov!

hoplitejoe said:
I go find a sexy rhino girlfriend.
17: In the interests of decorum, I shall forego a rhino-orinted pun.

mythmonster2 said:
Look for a primitive weapon.
20: You pick up a thick, solid branch, worth a +2 bonus to attack rolls.

Skwink said:
Sam and I got to a speed dating place.
4: You get press-ganged into a rebel group. But hey: Kalashnikovs!

landlubber said:
I hope the pills wear off soon.
They already have.

hendo said:
I convince the officers that I am a foreign diplomat, and therefore benefit from diplomatic immunity and cannot be punished, and that I'd have been unable to get through airport security without my passport anyway.
11: Highly suspect, yet... possible. What's the number for your embassy?

Boundless said:
I re-capture the giraffe, making it my slave instead.
6: Damn, those things are fast. You lose 6 hitpoints exhausting yourself in the chase.

Darth Caesar said:
I read about Giant death Robot Construction
18: You gain the expertise to construct a GDR.

EnglishCrusader said:
I find a machete on the floor.
5: There is no floor where you are.

Verarde said:
Excellent. I find a powerful weapon.
14: You dig up an AK-47, fully-loaded.

Abaddon said:
The Tour ends, and the tourists gives me gifts for having such a fantastic time.
19: You get a jar of Perkins Gentlemen's Pomade, thirty bucks in tips, a disposable camera, three gum balls, a snowglobe, a fake Soviet medal, and an ostrich feather.
 
ON MY RL BIRTHDAY so be nice?

I combine the Perkins Gentlemen's Pomade, two gum balls, a fake Soviet medal, and an ostrich feather into a fantastic outfit of which i take photos using my disposable camera and pay for the development (however much it costs?) out of my $30.
 
I ask the rebel leader for a job.
 
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