Verarde
Pondering Wearing A Hat
I join the game.
8 (10): Doesn't look like they've been through here.mythmonster2 said:Start tracking apes.
10: *chew chew* *grimace* "This is the life..!"hoplitejoe said:With my new found rhinosity I set off in search of grass to eat.
18: They also invigorate you, giving a +1 bonus for your next eight rolls.landlubber said:I gather mystical herbs to try and ease the effects of the pills.
7: NO ROOOOOOCKS!!Red_Spy said:I turn my stick into a spear.
3: Ah. You don't have your passport on you. The police take you in for questioning.hendo said:I purchase a good luck trinket from one of the markets.
15: You team up with Civil War vet Samuel W. North, C Company, 126th Pennsylvania.Skwink said:I meet a man and befriend him. His name is Samuel North.
10: It runs away.Boundless said:I make a giraffe my friend/pet/horse-back ride.
11: Well, no maulings yet.Abaddon said:The tourists have a very enjoyable safari with myself as their guide.
2: The jeep was booby-trapped by rebels.CivGeneral said:I find a M1911 in the glove compartment in the jeep.
13: Welcome.Verarde said:I join the game.
4: Theoretically possible, but practically impossible.Darth Caesar said:I read about time travel
13: You pick some herbs that shouldn't be poisonous.CivGeneral said:I gather some healing herbs
4: You're press-ganged into a rebel group. But hey: Kalashnikov!Red_Spy said:I join the army.
17: In the interests of decorum, I shall forego a rhino-orinted pun.hoplitejoe said:I go find a sexy rhino girlfriend.
20: You pick up a thick, solid branch, worth a +2 bonus to attack rolls.mythmonster2 said:Look for a primitive weapon.
4: You get press-ganged into a rebel group. But hey: Kalashnikovs!Skwink said:Sam and I got to a speed dating place.
They already have.landlubber said:I hope the pills wear off soon.
11: Highly suspect, yet... possible. What's the number for your embassy?hendo said:I convince the officers that I am a foreign diplomat, and therefore benefit from diplomatic immunity and cannot be punished, and that I'd have been unable to get through airport security without my passport anyway.
6: Damn, those things are fast. You lose 6 hitpoints exhausting yourself in the chase.Boundless said:I re-capture the giraffe, making it my slave instead.
18: You gain the expertise to construct a GDR.Darth Caesar said:I read about Giant death Robot Construction
5: There is no floor where you are.EnglishCrusader said:I find a machete on the floor.
14: You dig up an AK-47, fully-loaded.Verarde said:Excellent. I find a powerful weapon.
19: You get a jar of Perkins Gentlemen's Pomade, thirty bucks in tips, a disposable camera, three gum balls, a snowglobe, a fake Soviet medal, and an ostrich feather.Abaddon said:The Tour ends, and the tourists gives me gifts for having such a fantastic time.