Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Verarde]

I make my way to the Westmont Rexall Drug Store, spend $200 on painkillers, meds, bandages etc., and heal myself up.

 

[MaDaro]

I find 50$ on the ground.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Seeing his chance, Attlee leads my pride in a furious tooth and claw battle (+2 to mêlée) against the 'Merichuns, pressing his advantage in a glorious fight that he dictates blow-by-blow for the history books (+2 to academia).

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I try to invest my cash and my cocaine into the greater black market, buying allies and supporting cartels.

15 (17): Most of Mexican organized crime is now in your pocket. Figuratively speaking.

I make my way to the Westmont Rexall Drug Store, spend $200 on painkillers, meds, bandages etc., and heal myself up.

1: That Hellcat ain't done yet!
ROLL TO DODGE!
16: You pummel it for 14 damage while avoiding any yourself.

Seeing his chance, Attlee leads my pride in a furious tooth and claw battle (+2 to mêlée) against the 'Merichuns, pressing his advantage in a glorious fight that he dictates blow-by-blow for the history books (+2 to academia).

18 (20): They fired their guns / But the lions kept a'comin' / There wasn't half as many as there wuz a while ago / They unsheathed their claws / And the Yankees start to runnin' / Back past the Rio Grande and the Gulf of MexicoooOO!

 

[Terrance888]

I lead an attack on Area 51, with my druggies being the dumb muscle to crack open the defenses, while the 'murices are busy running like the french.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Using my knowledge of chemical engineering and medicine, my inquisitive academic nature leads me to examine the 'Merichun corpses in an attempt to find a way around their apparent immunity to my drug concoctions.

 

[Verarde]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND I WOULD LIKE TO USE MY SONIC ATTACK (+1) AGAINST THE HELLCAT TO DESTROY IT ONCE AND FOR ALL

Spoiler ooc :

caps

 

[GenMarshall]

I free myself from the handcuffs.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Improve the radar to get a more specific reading.

 

[CivDad]

Can I still join?
If so, I get a job as a cartographer.

 

[Marcher Jovian]

I try to join this game.

 

[hendo]

After a couple of years in a trance, alone with my own thoughts, I suddenly awaken from my comatose state, feeling rejuvenated and stronger than ever.

 

[Darth Caesar]

This is back on! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!! I join if available.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I link a RTD game that needs more people.

 

[Terrance888]

Sorry MaDaro, I don' t trust you right now and I AM very busy. I'll wait and see.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I lead an attack on Area 51, with my druggies being the dumb muscle to crack open the defenses, while the 'murices are busy running like the french.

17 (19): You get your hands on a shiny new stealth fighter.

Using my knowledge of chemical engineering and medicine, my inquisitive academic nature leads me to examine the 'Merichun corpses in an attempt to find a way around their apparent immunity to my drug concoctions.

1 (4): You accidentally engineer a flesh-eating disease that attacks you for 19 damage and inflicts ongoing -10 hitpoints per turn.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND I WOULD LIKE TO USE MY SONIC ATTACK (+1) AGAINST THE HELLCAT TO DESTROY IT ONCE AND FOR ALL

18 (19): KA-BOOOOOOOM!! Och, they're gonna hafta glue you back together! IN HELL!!

I free myself from the handcuffs.

8: "I can... break these... cuffs!"
"You can't break those cuffs!"
"EEEEEAAAAAAAGGHH..."

Improve the radar to get a more specific reading.

14 (15): Looks like he's somewhere between Iran and Pakistan.

After a couple of years in a trance, alone with my own thoughts, I suddenly awaken from my comatose state, feeling rejuvenated and stronger than ever.

4 (5): You catch your foot on a rock and fall flat on your face for 8 damage.

This is back on! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!! I join if available.

13 (15): You never left.

Can I still join?
If so, I get a job as a cartographer.

Please have a seat, and the doctor will be with you shortly.


landlubber, CivCube and MoreEpicThanYou suffer 35 damage for inactivity.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Run as president of afghanistan!

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Using my statesmanship and medical knowledge, I authoritatively take control of a nearby State-owned medical facility and employ my country's aggressive disease-control measures to develop a cure to the disease.

 

[Verarde]

I head to the local pharmacy and persuade (+3) the pharmacist to help heal me up.

 

[Marcher Jovian]

More attempts at joining!!