Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[kill fire]

I hurry over to the man.

 

[mythmonster2]

FALCON PAWNCH Abaddon.

 

[Anonymoose]

I give MM2 a moose-knuckle sandwich. That is to say, I punch him with moosikinesis.

 

[Earthling]

I forget, did I ever get any burgers back when Bugs was around? If not, and having escaped from the Hell chess match, and still in 1982, I still crave some burgers. Let's go to an In N Out.

Actually, I see, we did get burgers before. Well, I still want another burger. And I could use health again and it was a mouth-watering success last time. Get my footing before letting Omega get us into more trouble/maybe return to the present (I have another cool plan on how to return to the present I think, depending on if circumstances will allow it)

 

[Abaddon]

10: You smack him silly for 7 damage.

10 is a fail!!! Why is MM2 finding success even when he rolls a fail?


Cast Magic Mirror on self.

 

[Omega124]

I escape from hell, and go back to the mall (present-time) as my destination.

 

[mythmonster2]

10 is a fail!!! Why is MM2 finding success even when he rolls a fail?

I'm just that awesome.

 

[tuxedohamm]

Regain my intimidation bonus and then some

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Feeling sorry for zack not being able to escape jail, I decide to rescue him, but only if he'll give me his soul, or something of equal or greater value.

my roflphone goes beep beep beep beep

I fire my chaingun of justice towards the offending army while the angels and the brownie fairies back me up

15: You beat the second wave back into the abyss.

I search for some Kevlar body armor that gives me boost to my health.

8: You find none.

I hurry over to the man.

6: A brutish man tries to punch you in the face as you jostle through the crowd.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9 (10): You take 3 damage.

FALCON PAWNCH Abaddon.

18: You deliver a crippling blow that halves his health.

I give MM2 a moose-knuckle sandwich. That is to say, I punch him with moosikinesis.

6: A butterfly distracts you, and the energy dissipates just as it makes contact.

Actually, I see, we did get burgers before. Well, I still want another burger. And I could use health again and it was a mouth-watering success last time. Get my footing before letting Omega get us into more trouble/maybe return to the present (I have another cool plan on how to return to the present I think, depending on if circumstances will allow it)

20: Dem burgers did it again! You're back to full health.

10 is a fail!!! Why is MM2 finding success even when he rolls a fail?

Cast Magic Mirror on self.

(He failed to punch you in an epic manner; doesn't mean he failed to punch.)

16 (17): You generate three clones, one of which absorbs the cult's charge at you.

I escape from hell, and go back to the mall (present-time) as my destination.

12: You manage to telaportal back to the mall... and so far have the edge on the Devil.

Regain my intimidation bonus and then some

14: You harness the trepidation over yet another film in the Twilight saga to restore your imperativeness.

 

[choxorn]

Fine, forget zack then. I send a wave of backwards causality into the spacetime continuum to screw up Earthling and Omega's time travelling travels and restore the timeline to normality. If this works, they should be removed from existence.

 

[Earthling]

I hope I get a commendation for being the Burger Whisperer or something. Seriously, those two results are the ones that have obviously been my most successful, and which I've been happiest about, all game.

Ok, I'm getting back to the present then. I recall a rendition of a Song of Time and while lacking an Ocarina I think my flute will serve a similar purpose handily enough again, warping me to my destination in Odessa in the present day.

 

[kill fire]

I tap the man with the beard and maroon hat on the shoulder.

 

[Seon]

I rally the other angels around me to prepare for a counterattck

 

[Perfection]

I BEYOND THE GAME PUNCH ABADDON.

 

[Abaddon]

Swap hp with choxorn.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I look for something to eat

 

[Anonymoose]

I transcend this mortal coil and become an astral telekinetic moose.

 

[Omega124]

WOAH! I forgot to do something in the past. I'll fix that now!

I shall use Choxorn hampering of the space-time continuum to allow myself to be at Moscow, USSR, Premier of the Soviet Union.

 

[Verarde]

I find a pie store and have a holdup using my gun. Instead of money, I ask for 2 cherry pies.

 

[mythmonster2]

Emboldened by my previous attack, attack Abaddon while my army takes down the clones.