Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Anonymoose]

The mooseherd tramples Seon.

 

[Seon]

I scoff at Anonymoose and reascend to a seraph

 

[mythmonster2]

Order my troops to take out the cult while I take a bite out of Abaddon.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Having regained my HP, I go through spiritual training to become immune to any attempts to steal my HP and/or Soul.

6: You are distracted by someone playing Rick Astley.

Must...get... Back...to...hospital.......

12: You reach the hospital and regain 60 hitpoints.

Travel (by whatever means) to Delphi in search of the Oracle.

20: You arrive at the Oracle.

Eating Choxorn can wait till next round. Completely heal me to max health

15: You are healed to 75 hitpoints.

I quickly get the F: out of there.

10: You shuffle your way through the crowd, fortunately gaining cover against repeat attacks.

You're not getting rid of me that easily.

4: Oh, but I have.

The mooseherd tramples Seon.

17: The herd sallies forth for 40 damage.

I scoff at Anonymoose and reascend to a seraph

3: You Fall From Heaven.
ROLL TO DODGE!
2: You take another 15 damage as you land on top of an asparagus stall.

Order my troops to take out the cult while I take a bite out of Abaddon.

12: You transfer 10 hitpoints from him to you as your men deal distract the cult.

The Keres, sensing opportunity for poetic irony, attack Abaddon.
ROLL TO DODGE!
10 (auto-fail): Unable to defend himself, he suffers 20 damage.

 

[Earthling]

Sigh...yes, you have.

It's been fun I guess. Thanks to Thorvald and the others. Used up all my plans from the start of the game, regarding time travel, magic flute, etc... I might be back if this promised "Round Two" ever materializes

And you may have gotten rid of me but somewhere, Metal Detector Guy lives on!

Spoiler :

Duh DUH Duhhhh

 

[kill fire]

I use the break in fire to my advantage by running away and finding the real man wiht the maroon hat an long white beard.

 

[civplayah]

I make a full recovery.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Now that I am healed, I eat Choxorn.

 

[GenMarshall]

I head back to base and awarded a set of Power Armor.

 

[tuxedohamm]

I ask the Oracle, "What is my goal."

 

[Seon]

I merge the angel retinue with me to become a Gestalt Angel, with powers beyond anything imaginable.

 

[Verarde]

I journey to Heaven.

 

[choxorn]

After briefly contemplating why TLO is attempting to eat me, I use my sword to remove the one arm he still has.

 

[kill fire]

Am I the only one who sees the sexual innuendo?

 

[Abaddon]

Through a demonic ritual I swap HP with MM2

 

[Omega124]

I OOC Punch the GM in the gut multiple times until I get my items, my NPCs, my achivments, Earthling, AND my bonuses back.

 

[mythmonster2]

Reverse Abaddon's magic by making him give me all of his life.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I use the break in fire to my advantage by running away and finding the real man wiht the maroon hat an long white beard.

8: You run away, but cannot find the man.

I make a full recovery.

17: You recover 179 hitpoints.

Now that I am healed, I eat Choxorn.

6: You cannot wrap your mouth around him.

I head back to base and awarded a set of Power Armor.

7 (8): You are given a toy model of the Type 303 from GitS: SAC.

I ask the Oracle, "What is my goal."

3: You are informed you must sacrifice yourself for the good of all. Any action aiming toward suicide gains a +5 bonus to roll.

I merge the angel retinue with me to become a Gestalt Angel, with powers beyond anything imaginable.

19: It... actually works. You gain an immediate 100 hitpoints back, a +2 bonus to combat (+5 versus the Damned), +3 to defence, and a bottle of Lysol.

I journey to Heaven.

9: You can't reach there from here.

After briefly contemplating why TLO is attempting to eat me, I use my sword to remove the one arm he still has.

8: You scrape him for 8 damage.

Through a demonic ritual I swap HP with MM2

3 (5): You try to perform the ritual without hand-eye coordination, and make yourself even more vulnerable to attack.

I OOC Punch the GM in the gut multiple times until I get my items, my NPCs, my achivments, Earthling, AND my bonuses back.

You were saved from certain death and this is how you thank me?! You are smitten utterly.

Reverse Abaddon's magic by making him give me all of his life.

18: Exploiting Abaddon's extreme vulnerability, you channel his life force into your own, killing him in the process. You remember to loot his body for his staff, his lucky charm, and bestrfcplayer's soul.

 

[Seon]

I smite Mythmonster with angelic powers

 

[civplayah]

I resume my role as God by activating Godly powers.