Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Verarde]

I learn how to become invisible and learn how to channel Force Lightning.

 

[mythmonster2]

Fine, I bite the moose and suck out all its blood to restore health.

 

[choxorn]

Stupid dust cloud. Ah well, Spartans open fire on TLO with whatever can possibly be fired at him and hope something good happens. In the meantime, I read further to find more about the Rod of Asclepius.

 

[Seon]

I summon a high-secuirty safe while brownie fairies stuff brownies down civplayah's throat

 

[tuxedohamm]

I intimidate the rats to just die so I may collect their tails.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I find out that I actually have a teleportation ability, and I teleport to Choxorn's Place, slap him, then teleport back.

 

[kill fire]

I blow up the car with an energy blast.

 

[mythmonster2]

Oh, by the way guys, I offer a $100,000 bounty to anyone who can kill Anonymoose. (Not an action, simply informing everyone of a reward.)

 

[kill fire]

I find out that I actually have a teleportation ability, and I teleport to Choxorn's Place, slap him, then teleport back.

You might want to re-word that to: I gain a teleportation ability and and I teleport to Choxorn's Place, slap him, then teleport back. Because if you find out that you have the ability, it means you already had it, which is a no-no in this game.

 

[choxorn]

It also seems to be more than one action.

 

[civplayah]

Fine. I'll just kill Seon.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Sorry for the delay. I was tied down with "work".

I learn how to become invisible and learn how to channel Force Lightning.

Divine Intervention: 13
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: "HAAAAX!" You take 15 damage.

Fine, I bite the moose and suck out all its blood to restore health.

6: You are thrown from its back.
ROLL TO DODGE!
2: You suffer 16 damage as you are propelled into the ground by the telekinetic force.

Stupid dust cloud. Ah well, Spartans open fire on TLO with whatever can possibly be fired at him and hope something good happens. In the meantime, I read further to find more about the Rod of Asclepius.

17: The SPARTANs relieve TheLastOne36 of the burden of 25 hitpoints. You learn that the Rod of Asclepius is a mythological symbol of medicine and healing. You can deduce therefore that it has some beneficial effect to you.

I summon a high-secuirty safe while brownie fairies stuff brownies down civplayah's throat

16: You acquire a safe while the brownie fairies obstruct civplayah's air-gathering orifice for another 12 damage.

I intimidate the rats to just die so I may collect their tails.

2 (5): OH NO! THEY'RE IMMUNE!
ROLL TO DODGE!
13: You send another 27 to the grave and avoid all damage.

I find out that I actually have a teleportation ability, and I teleport to Choxorn's Place, slap him, then teleport back.

13: The affront deals all of 6 damage.

I blow up the car with an energy blast.

17 (19): The occupants were already dead, but you figure it wouldn't hurt to make an example by vaporising the car and everything in it.

Fine. I'll just kill Seon.

You are completely unable to hit him!

 

[mythmonster2]

Fine, I use the magic staff to cast Magic Mirror.

 

[GenMarshall]

I find a stealth boy lying around

 

[tuxedohamm]

i intimidate rats to die that are not immune to fear.

 

[civplayah]

I escape.

 

[kill fire]

I travel to Mount Ararat with the mage.

 

[Verarde]

<Sniff> Fine then. I travel to where MM2 is and throw my headstone at MM2.

 

[choxorn]

I FIRE MAH LAZOR at TLO to remove his remaining 12 HP and finally kill him.

 

[Seon]

I place civplayah's head inside the safe for safekeeping