Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[merciary]

I harvest all of the useful parts of the capybara corpse. (meat, pelt, teeth, that type of stuff)

 

[GenMarshall]

I go upstairs in the mansion

 

[landlubber]

"Let me on your stupid ship!"

 

[civplayah]

We launch an attack on mythmonster and his abnormal weapon. Keep the natural way of life- that is the savage way.

 

[mythmonster2]

Pray to the god of weapons to destroy the natives' weapons.

 

[Double A]

I have my leet Elite battle fleet attack civplayah and his army.

 

[!!!!!]

with medicine heal the capybara that merciary killed

 

[civplayah]

Pray to the god of weapons to destroy the natives' weapons.

I have my leet Elite battle fleet attack civplayah and his army.

Everyone... against me! For no reason!

 

[Seon]

lol.

That being said I really should update my own rtd (except I am out of ideas on what to send next -_-)

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Horde of puppies?

Actvate emergency fallback autorepair system.

6: Damn thing is shot, and further damages your integrity by -5 hitpoints.

I read the map and follow it's instructions.

11: "Walk then thousand paces east."

I harvest all of the useful parts of the capybara corpse. (meat, pelt, teeth, that type of stuff)

9: You don't know the proper butcher's technique.

I go upstairs in the mansion

20: BILL'S HERE!!

"Let me on your stupid ship!"

9: All guns open fire.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: The blast knocks you overboard.

We launch an attack on mythmonster and his abnormal weapon. Keep the natural way of life- that is the savage way.

17 (19): You manage to overpower mythmonster2 and claim the weapon for yourselves.

Pray to the god of weapons to destroy the natives' weapons.

20: You manage to overpower civplayah et al. and disarm them.

I have my leet Elite battle fleet attack civplayah and his army.

18: The army scatters for cover and civplayah is injured for 19 damage.

with medicine heal the capybara that merciary killed

9: You are nowhere near it.

Chuck Norris has arrived.

 

[merciary]

I learn how to become a butcher

 

[Seon]

Activate General Power: Field repair!

 

[landlubber]

I start weeping and try to flag the ship down one last time.

 

[civplayah]

I go back to the Native base and show them the weapon, but also inform them of the loss of men.

 

[mythmonster2]

Chop off civplayah's other arm as he attempts to escape.

(Wait, who has the Ultimate Weapon? Me or him? First page says me but the update says him, but the first page shows civplayah's hitpoint loss)

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

When you disarmed them, you got the weapon back.

 

[kill fire]

Okay, I assume you mean ten thousand. So, I walk ten thousand paces to the east.

 

[remake20]

I have CN now, cool. I'm on a landmine?!?! I use chuck to roundhouse kick the mine 400 miles before it blows up.

 

[!!!!!]

lol.

That being said I really should update my own rtd (except I am out of ideas on what to send next -_-)

you can take mine roll to dodge spore

 

[!!!!!]

find the capybara and then heal him