Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[GenMarshall]

UGH! I heal myself to full health with some herbs in the corner

 

[Double A]

If Halopedia is to be believed, this is what the "smallest" kind of Covenant carrier packs:

# 100+ Seraphs [2]
# 200+ Banshees
# 34 Spirits or Phantoms
# Scarabs
# Associated Armored Vehicles
# 4000+ Covenant troops

And I have a few cruisers. Like 3 I guess.

 

[choxorn]

Awesome, now all I need is my Spartans and my uber-helicopter. I look for the helicopter of awesomeness I had last round.

 

[mythmonster2]

Fine. I engage in honorable close combat with KFC, cutting down any mooks if they attempt to challenge me.

 

[Double A]

Hunters aren't mooks, are they?

 

[kill fire]

Good luck against several armed gangsters and a wizard.

 

[choxorn]

Hunters aren't mooks, are they?

Well, Elite Mooks are still Mooks.

 

[Double A]

Hunters are like the bastard children of tanks and elephants.

 

[!!!!!]

i look for building supplies

 

[landlubber]

I ride away from Oilherb.

 

[Abaddon]

I cry.

 

[merciary]

I use this new city we built to convert more people to the faith, saying this is what we can accomplish with Cato's guidance and our own hard work.

 

[Seon]

Shoot merciary with Nukes and railgun ammo.

 

[Terrance888]

I join the game by praising the awesomenes of the RNGOD in hopes of HIM being lenient.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I add it to the boat.

2: You put a hole through the keel. Then it falls over.
ROLL TO DODGE!
12: Nobody is hurt.

I drop a pair of Hunters literally on top of him.

19: You hear a sickening crunch as kill fire loses 20 hitpoints while being pinned to the ground.

I tell Horace to teleport the Hunters on top of Double A before they hit me.

9: "HORACE QUICK TELEP-" *crunch*

I heal myself to full health with some herbs in the corner

15 (16): Some ginseng restores 20 hitpoints.

I look for the helicopter of awesomeness I had last round.

20: Well isn't that the damndest. Someone's kept it in pristine condition on a secret tarmac.

I engage in honorable close combat with KFC, cutting down any mooks if they attempt to challenge me.

7: The mooks are pretty spry, pummelling you out of 8 hitpoints.

i look for building supplies

19: You acquire bricks, mortar, lumber, and even some steel girders for, ah, "medicinal use".

I ride away from Oilherb.

12: You motorboat the hell outta there.

I cry.

12: You present such a miserable picture that people don't even want to bother with you. You gain +2 to rolls for defence.

I use this new city we built to convert more people to the faith, saying this is what we can accomplish with Cato's guidance and our own hard work.

7: The world can't beat a path to your door if you don't advertise.

Shoot merciary with Nukes and railgun ammo.

6 (10): You can't target him from here.

I join the game by praising the awesomenes of the RNGOD in hopes of HIM being lenient.

6: No cutting in line, bub.

 

[Seon]

Calculating trajectory... target:merciary...firing all weapons.

 

[civplayah]

Okay, I'll just find another way to get off the island.

 

[Double A]

The Hunters attack KFC with their giant shields.

 

[mythmonster2]

Do a spinny attack and wipe out all the mooks within a 10 foot radius.

 

[choxorn]

Awesome! I fly around and look for building materials so I can build a shrine to the Dice God and keep up my good luck.