Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

Appear in someone's dream...IaIa seon

 

[civplayah]

I look for the Native American tribe that I recently rediscovered.

 

[!!!!!]

I make sure all of my animals get plenty of food, water and if they need medical attention

 

[choxorn]

Well, damn, I have 2 allies, one of whom is dead and the other's inactive.

Hey civplayah, want a pact?

Anyway, I go look for something to do.

 

[GenMarshall]

I flip the guy who killed me the bird!

AVENGE MY DEATH CIVPLAYA!!!

 

[Seon]

Well, damn, I have 2 allies, one of whom is dead and the other's inactive.

Hey civplayah, want a pact?

Anyway, I go look for something to do.

I'll be your ally Muhuwhahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

....

Ah screw it (takes out shotgun)

 

[civplayah]

AVENGE MY DEATH CIVPLAYA!!!

You died? I didn't notice... After I gather my natives, I'll go after him.

 

[Anonymoose]

My antlers become roots, turning me into a sentient moose-tree.

 

[mythmonster2]

Well, damn, I have 2 allies, one of whom is dead and the other's inactive.

Hey civplayah, want a pact?

Anyway, I go look for something to do.

Well hey, don't forget I won. Shouldn't that make you win too?

 

[civplayah]

Hey civplayah, want a pact?

Sure!

 

[Abaddon]

I travel to Killfires location.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Appear in someone's dream...IaIa seon

20: Someone dreams of you so vividly they could swear you appeared in the flesh.

I look for the Native American tribe that I recently rediscovered.

2: The natives aren't American, and neither is the army.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8: Another 7 hitpoints is snatched away.

I make sure all of my animals get plenty of food, water and if they need medical attention

16: They are surprisingly self-sufficient.

Anyway, I go look for something to do.

3 (4): You walk straight into the Royal Island Army's line of fire.
ROLL TO DODGE!
3 (4): You're zinged out of 16 hitpoints.

I flip the guy who killed me the bird!

From beyond the grave you manage to dishearten Abaddon, who suffers a -1 penalty to all rolls.

My antlers become roots, turning me into a sentient moose-tree.

5: The blood to the head deals 5 damage.

I travel to Killfires location.

11 (11): You magic yourself to Ukraine.

choxorn and civplayah have formed a pact! One less statistic for me to worry about.

 

[landlubber]

I go back and check on the dolphins.

 

[!!!!!]

i make sure that i get the items from kill fire's body before abandon and have my animals fight abaddon

 

[Abaddon]

I loot Killfire

 

[Anonymoose]

I build a thriving metropolis for sentient meese everywhere, making tons of cash along the way.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

Is there an NPC i could take over?

 

[Seon]

Since I exist in someone else's dream, I must exist in their Dreamworld. Using that as a foothold, I invade everyone else's dreams until I become a god-like entity spanning the collective unconciousness of everyone.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I go back and check on the dolphins.

1: Captain Oilherb was kind enough to unleash the ROBOT PIRATE ARMY!!
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: They man the harpoons for 16 damage.

i make sure that i get the items from kill fire's body before abandon and have my animals fight abaddon

19: You collect the moderately singed booty as the sea turtle lands on him for 18 damage.

I loot Killfire

7 (7): Someone's already been here.

I build a thriving metropolis for sentient meese everywhere, making tons of cash along the way.

10: You Build It, But They Don't Come.

Is there an NPC i could take over?

Nope, sorry.

Since I exist in someone else's dream, I must exist in their Dreamworld. Using that as a foothold, I invade everyone else's dreams until I become a god-like entity spanning the collective unconciousness of everyone.

2: Your influence may induce suffering. Suffering breeds dissent. Dissent breeds retaliation. You cannot be harmed. You shall not be known.

 

[civplayah]

Keep searching for the natives.