Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

I haunt choxorn's ship.

 

[choxorn]

I Google "How to win the game" on one of my ship's computers.

 

[!!!!!]

I turn my self in to a guinea pig and hide in a field full of guinea pigs making me blend in

 

[Abaddon]

AaaaAAaaaarrgghhhHHHh!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I make the journey.

17: Hopping back into your motorboat and with the power of Tursiops, you sail to Pakistan and take a mountainous trek to the border.

I also travel to Murghab.

15: The Royal Jet lands at Dushanbe Airport.

I haunt choxorn's ship.

6: The cleaning lady vacuums you up.

I Google "How to win the game" on one of my ship's computers.

15 (17): There are a few ways to win besides killing everyone off. The Alpha Harmonizer is one alternative. Others are only revealed through the progression of the game, but one might also win by sufficiently impressing the GM through a novel course of action.

I turn my self in to a guinea pig and hide in a field full of guinea pigs making me blend in

10: Transmogrification wasn't your major.

 

[Seon]

Haunt the vacuum cleaner.

 

[choxorn]

Who am I gonna call?

I tell the Ghostbusters about the problematic ghost of Seon haunting the vacuum cleaner, and tell them to get rid of him.

 

[Abaddon]

It turns out on my vacation (Murghab, Tajikistan) I stumbled upon the Alpha Harmonizer. I give it to Landlubber.

 

[!!!!!]

i find a guinea pig

 

[Darth Caesar]

Everyone play my new RTD http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=396554!!!

 

[Seon]

If you wish to be tortured forever by a cruel, cruel god and then torn apart to be fed as fertilizer for his rosebushes, click here.

 

[civplayah]

I search for a way to win, since I'm there.

 

[landlubber]

I cross the border.
Also, civplayah, alliance? We're at the same place.

 

[civplayah]

No, sir.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Haunt the vacuum cleaner.

5: You're swarmed by dust bunnies.

I tell the Ghostbusters about the problematic ghost of Seon haunting the vacuum cleaner, and tell them to get rid of him.

18 (20): They deal with it. Permanently.

i find a guinea pig

15: You find a guinea pig.

I search for a way to win, since I'm there.

10: It's all pretty nonchalant.

I cross the border.

6: The mujahideen say otherwise.
ROLL TO DODGE!
20: You eliminate the Taliban in one swift stroke.

Abaddon has returned from vacation feeling invigorated.

Spoiler :

And before you ask, I rolled for your action and you got a 1. So if you'd rather die, please, heckle me.

Double A, merciary and Anonymoose suffer 16 damage for inactivity.

 

[landlubber]

I cross the boarder again.

 

[choxorn]

I heal myself by eating fish and bread, like in RPG's.

 

[civplayah]

I continue searching.

 

[Abaddon]

I translocate the game winning device elsewhere.

 

[!!!!!]

i do tests and put my guinea pig on steroids