Roll to Dodge XXV: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part II)

[Bratmon]

I find an unoccupied room and fortify myself in it.

 

[mechaerik]

I summon aquaman!

 

[Terrance888]

I link the portal gun to the reactor to increase my charges.
While laughing maniacally.

 

[Tecknojock]

We're on a Trident (Ohio Class) submarine and I'm in the missile control room.

 

[SouthernKing]

I steal the nuclear power core thingy

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I open the sub door

 

[Skwink]

I twist bestrfcplayer's ankle more.

 

[Earthling]

So long as we're not in Poland s'alright.

I learn to speak Russian, as obviously there must be Russian spies who sabotaged the submarine.

 

[BSmith1068]

I shoot Yoshiegg737 with my AK-47 for trying to open the door.

 

[Abaddon]

<-- wonders if, as usual, bestrfcplayer cannot be relied upon to get orders in...

 

[Abaddon]

Update 2

Everyone, we can work together.

Backstab SouthernKing

12 (14): The butterfly knife plunges into his back for 5 (6!) damage.

I find an unoccupied room and fortify myself in it.

1: You rush into a room, and as you close the door behind you, the handle snaps off.. oh, and you are not alone! Two strangers (perhaps Russian spies?) attack you!

Roll to Dodge! (3) : They grab you and tie you up, busting you up a bit for good measure.

I summon aquaman!

5: He doesn't hear you...

I link the portal gun to the reactor to increase my charges.
While laughing maniacally.

15 (16): The gun now charges itself for an extra charge every 5 turns..

We're on a Trident (Ohio Class) submarine and I'm in the missile control room.

12(13): Yes you are.

I steal the nuclear power core thingy

18: You steal the nuclear power core thingy, the whole sub shuts down and emergency systems kick in. Everyone is plunged into darkness and its getting hot.. oxygen will run out in 15 turns..

I open the sub door

7(8)(7): It's locked, its dark, its hot, you fail

I twist bestrfcplayer's ankle more.

7(8)(7): You can't quite get the right grip in the dark.

So long as we're not in Poland s'alright.

I learn to speak Russian, as obviously there must be Russian spies who sabotaged the submarine.

18 (17): &#1042;&#1099; &#1091;&#1095;&#1080;&#1090;&#1077;&#1089;&#1100; &#1075;&#1086;&#1074;&#1086;&#1088;&#1080;&#1090;&#1100; &#1085;&#1072; &#1088;&#1091;&#1089;&#1089;&#1082;&#1086;&#1084; &#1103;&#1079;&#1099;&#1082;&#1077;!

I shoot Yoshiegg737 with my AK-47 for trying to open the door.

5 (7)(6): You're angry but your finger fumbles on the trigger...


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For those that are too lazy to read, you probably won't read this, but your sub now lacks its main power and is shutting down. This comes with ongoing problems. Also, you seem to have Russian spies on board...
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[Red_Spy]

I enlist as a russian spy.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I find a rocket launcher

 

[SouthernKing]

I steal the key that launches the nuclear missiles

 

[Tecknojock]

I launch the 24 trident II missiles at various points around the globe to plunge the world into a nuclear holocaust.

 

[Earthling]

I find and eat some of the Russians' stash of high energy dalokohs bars.

 

[Skwink]

I take out my machete and hunt for bestrfcplayer in the dark.

 

[Bratmon]

I locate and obtain a personal oxygen source.

 

[mechaerik]

no aquaman? Then i pray to the almighty Poseidon.

 

[BSmith1068]

I find a flashlight and tape it to the barrel of my AK-47 so it lights up what I am aiming at.