Roll to Dodge XXV: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part II)

[BSmith1068]

I steal mechaerik's first aid kit and use it to stop the bleeding.

 

[Tecknojock]

Did you never play pokemon? Flail and Haze

I take back the launch keys from Southern King.

 

[Earthling]

Ok, I find some engine repair tools

 

[Terrance888]

I fix the engine, but scowling!

 

[Abaddon]

NVR MiNd

 

[SouthernKing]

I find some Mentats that get rid of my brain fried condition.

 

[Boundless]

I find a carrot which gives me nightvision

 

[Bratmon]

I meant this:
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Flail_(move)
Edit: Ninja'd by like 3 hours.

My command: teleport to safety.

 

[Abaddon]

Oh, if i'd understood that.. it would have made a lot more sense!

 

[Red_Spy]

I teleport to Moscow.

 

[Skwink]

I help bestrfcplayer up and try to get him up the stairs to a medic.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I use cheat codes on the dice

 

[Abaddon]

I attempt to open the submarine.

20: You open the top of the submarine, the sub begins to flood!!!!

Rooms are begging to flood. I will roll random dice from now on to flood players each update.. 1 player next turn, then 2, then 4 as the flood gets faster...

I steal mechaerik's first aid kit and use it to stop the bleeding.

4: Ah.. so you unfortunately in the flooded room..with him... you'll drown in 3 turns..

I take back the launch keys from Southern King.

2: You can't find in him the dark and cut your hand badly as you wander about in the darkness..

Ok, I find some engine repair tools

11 (10): The engine doesn't need fixing.. it just needs its Nuclear Core back that SouthernKing stole...

I fix the engine, but scowling!

11 (10): See above...

I find some Mentats that get rid of my brain fried condition.

2 (1): You couldn't read the bottle of pills you took, but they really didn't help!

I find a carrot which gives me nightvision

17: Chomp, chomp chomp.. you can see! Better yet, you gain an advantage over anyone still in the dark!

teleport to safety.

3(1): You teleport half of you to safety.. the bottom half.. the top half remains... The Russian Spies look on in terror!

I teleport to Moscow.

7: You open your eyes again, and you are still in the same room..damn..

I help bestrfcplayer up and try to get him up the stairs to a medic.

14: You save bestrfcplayer from almost certain death, he's still pretty banged up..

I use cheat codes on the dice

9: Perhaps you entered the wrong codes?





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Gosh, I am awfully sorry the dice are being crazy! I hope this isn't depressing you all?

So yeah, now the ship is flooding, and the Power Core has still not been returned! Next turn will see most of you get -2 to your rolls as the darkness, heat and general disorientation bites in...

 

[BSmith1068]

Man… I can’t get a break!

I find some scuba gear and put it on so I can breathe.

 

[Terrance888]

I replace the nucear core by snatching it and Southerking's hands off.

 

[SouthernKing]

I use my key to launch a missile at Yoshieggs hometown in Canada

 

[mechaerik]

I escape the submarine, swimming to the nearest tropical beach with attractive women.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I ask Skwink Caesar if he can take me to a hospital.

 

[Boundless]

With my nightvision I close the sub door to stop further flooding

 

[Tecknojock]

I find an emergency escape sub and leave in it.