Terrance888
Discord Reigns
I counter wire the reactor that my portal gun is attached to, rebooting the generator,
While giggling uncontrollably!
While giggling uncontrollably!
I enlist as a russian spy.
I find a rocket launcher
I steal the key that launches the nuclear missiles
I launch the 24 trident II missiles at various points around the globe to plunge the world into a nuclear holocaust.
I find and eat some of the Russians' stash of high energy dalokohs bars.
I take out my machete and hunt for bestrfcplayer in the dark.
I locate and obtain a personal oxygen source.
no aquaman? Then i pray to the almighty Poseidon.
I find a flashlight and tape it to the barrel of my AK-47 so it lights up what I am aiming at.
I counter wire the reactor that my portal gun is attached to, rebooting the generator,
While giggling uncontrollably!
I crawl to a hospital.
I shave off Skwink Caesar's moustache with his machete and follow bestrfcplayer to hospital
How did I get auto 10? All the stats page say is I get +1.
You don't have a machete. So the action autofailed. If you'd said "find" a machete, it would have been different
I kick the generator and say "Ayyyy!" while snapping my thumb and my fingers.
I presume I am in the generator room.
I use my shirt to make a tourniquet to stop the bleeding and then pick up my AK-47.
I find a lighter in my pocket and use it to find my way out of the darkness!
I read How to be a Thief for Dummies.
I find a Tesla Cannon
I stumble down the stairs to beat bestrfcplayer.
I learn how to breathe underwater for an unlimited time
Bratmon uses FLAIL on the Russians.
I trick Bratmon into using HAZE instead in a way that clears up my poison status condition.
I use my 1337 Haxor skills to obtain the launch codes and bypass the need for a key.
I yell for help.
I ask Poseidon to teach me how to survive underwater and in massive depths/