Santa Sightings!!!

[bhsup]

NORAD has confirmed sightings, currently in Andorra! Be sure, especially those of you with kids, to check out their site and be aware when he gets near you so you can get to bed!

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm

 

[sourboy]

There is no Santa. There is no Easter Bunny either. But beware of Scuzzlebutt.

I don't get it -- They really think a kid is going to search Norad for Santa's locale? Damn kids these days... make me feel old.

 

[bhsup]

NORAD has been tracking Santa for years. And for shame, saying he doesn't exist!!

 

[Splime]

I remember as a kid, I would follow this Santa tracker...

They used the same footage every year, and still do...

 

[sourboy]

Well I say he doesn't exist, and I've never gotten coal in my stocking as reprocussion for my statement. Of course I've said the same of God, and well... heh. Yeah...

 

[Lightning Count]

One year my dad joked to my then 4 year old brother that NORAD mistook Santa for a Russian bomber, and the Air Force scrambled F-15's and accidentally shot him down. This is also the same guy who threatened to sell us to Arabs if we misbehaved.

I'm lucky that I'm as normal as I am.

 

[ohcrapitsnico]

Bah! Why would Santa go to Iran or Saudi Arabia?

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

This will be very handy. This way I can be sure to get my anti-air guns ready to shoot him down and steal all the presents when he's nearby.

 

[Phlegmak]

NORAD has confirmed sightings, currently in Andorra! Be sure, especially those of you with kids, to check out their site and be aware when he gets near you so you can get to bed!

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm

SHOOT HIM DOWN!

 

[Verge]

It's amusing that the Tour de France is the only thing NORAD apparently deems worth mentioning about the country.

 

[Aramazd]

There is no Santa. There is no Easter Bunny either. But beware of Scuzzlebutt.

There's no Easter Bunny???


I have never actually seen the point of telling kids Santa exists.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

if norad is watching santa, who's watching for the CONSTANT POSSIBILITY TEH ARABZ ARE COMING!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!111

 

[Bill3000]

This is the most awesome waste of tax dollars ever, and I completely support it.

 

[Splime]

This is the most awesome waste of tax dollars ever, and I completely support it.

It's not a waste! It's an inalienable right for our children to know where Santa is at all times! (Talk about violation of his privacy... )

 

[The Yankee]

NORAD has confirmed sightings, currently in Andorra! Be sure, especially those of you with kids, to check out their site and be aware when he gets near you so you can get to bed!

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm

A guy with a huge beard, cryptic slogans, and lots of places to hide stuff as well as a large sack.

Terrorist!!

I mean, come on, we have evidence of him taking part in an arms deal, no doubt to rain jolly terror upon America!

 

[JohnRM]

I do not plan to tell the Santa Claus lie to my children.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I love it that the government can be this silly. It's a real day lightener.

 

[Ansar]

My parents never told me it was Santa Claus.

They always told me it was someone called el niño Dios, which basically translates to the childlike God. I don't get it, but whatever helps them sleep at night

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

My parents never told me it was Santa Claus.

They always told me it was someone called el niño Dios, which basically translates to the childlike God. I don't get it, but whatever helps them sleep at night

Think about it for a moment. ( )

 

[AL_DA_GREAT]

NORAD has confirmed sightings, currently in Andorra! Be sure, especially those of you with kids, to check out their site and be aware when he gets near you so you can get to bed!

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm

Says something about the American army's intelegence. They believe in Santa Claus.