Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
not sure about your point, even if i think you're making a joke of sorts.
i think you missed mine too. there's nothing inherently wrong with male pattern baldness. but lesser hair = fewer things you can do with it. gray hair can be colored at least. getting hair back is a much harder ask if you want it long.
but plenty of people look absolutely gorgeous with silver hair, bald heads, that male pattern baldness middle ground, etc, etc, etc.