SKNES: Architecture of Aggression

To Emir Izz-ud Din Ahmad, Emir of Barcelona
From Bernald Reginald III, Duke of Aquitaine


I thank you for your prompt answer and for spelling the name of my state correctly.
 
To Emir of Barcelona
From Emir of Cordoba


Greetings, my brother. I would like to open trade between our two countries, as well as offer the marriage of one of your royal women to my brother Yahiya al-Rahman.
 
From: Emir Izz-Ud-Din Ahmad, Emir of Barcelona
To: Emir of Cordoba


Brother! Your offer of trade greatly pleases me, as does the chance to offer my sister, Zaida Nadira, hand in marriage with your own kinsman; this marriage union is agreed upon. You can expect my merchants and my sister both within the coming year.
 
To: Sultanate of Castille
From: Kingdom of Armenia
From our understanding of diplomacy that you have conducted with the Catholics, you show surprising tolerance and understanding for a Moslim. We understand that you discredit the selfish Pope, and we share your views. He is a rich fool, nothing like our own Orthodox Patriarch.
We hope to have friendly relations with your nation, and possible private discussions of the Monotheistic succesions.

To: The Roman Empire
From: The Kingdom Of Armenia
We request news on the Holy Patriarch of Orthodoxy.
 
Ordahs sent.
 
To: Sultanate of Castille
From: Kingdom of Armenia
From our understanding of diplomacy that you have conducted with the Catholics, you show surprising tolerance and understanding for a Moslim. We understand that you discredit the selfish Pope, and we share your views. He is a rich fool, nothing like our own Orthodox Patriarch.
We hope to have friendly relations with your nation, and possible private discussions of the Monotheistic succesions.

To: The Roman Empire
From: The Kingdom Of Armenia
We request news on the Holy Patriarch of Orthodoxy.

From:Byzantine Emperor Constantine V
To:Kingdom of Armenia

There is no Holy Patriarch. There is a dead patriarch who pretended to be holy. Living not as Christ would have, from the tithes of my people. Furthermore, there is no news.
 
"The news please" One of the Cardinals stood up and begun reading the most recent data. It included Aquitaine dealings with the Orthodox and their raising of an army, it included information about the latest of Venice. The end was the Patriarch of Byzantium died and the emperor of the Eastern Roman Empire returned to Paganism. The Pope mouth was widely open. His eyes big.
"What?" The Cardinal, assuming the pope meant the news from the east, repeated what was written in the records.
"Seriously?" The Cardinal did not know whether to smile or repeat the news again. He answered yes.
"The Emperor of the East is insane. Can't say it is true news... It would not be the first time an emperor is insane." The Cardinal giggled.
"It is pretty funny, isn't it, my Cardinal?" The Cardinal again answered yes. He informed the pope this are very new news, from the past few days, straight from Byzantium.
"So the Orthodox Patriarch is dead, and the Eastern Roman Empire has declared war on Christ and his sons and daughters, even if they are not exact followers." The Cardinals were now wearing their serious faces.
"The Papacy is but only born, and the Catholics still have much to deal with themselves. Contact the Orthodox. Warn them the Emperor is crazy. They should start looking for allies that could actually help them when the Emperor comes. We should too. Oh and send a message to the emperor. I want to awake his rage. Rage blinds people."


to Orthodox Nations: (Armenia and Sicily and many Orthodox in Greece and Anatolia)
The Emperor of Byzantium have gone mad. I suggest your brace yourself. As always first I will offer you are to be baptized in the Catholic form, but in case you are still holding to your somewhat twisted beliefs even while all this is happening to you, I suggest you find allies around the Byzantines to make sure they know that if they attack one of you, they attack an entire alliance. The Papacy cannot commit itself to such an alliance, but we will support any Catholic nation that joins such a league against the insane emperor. Best of Luck.
to the Greeks: See? That's where your Orthodoxy got you. Now Christians are hunted again. Join the right side boys and girls.

to Catholic nations:
I am afraid that the emperor of the east has gone mad. God needs your help again. Make your dealings in your surroundings quick, before Rome falls to insanity.

to Southern Italian Catholics:
Rebel! NOW! The Pope commands all Catholics to rebel against the Emperor of Byzantium! The guy is crazy and is coming to hunt you down! REBEL! Support will be given!

to Byzantine Emperor:
The only reason you rule, is because god allows you to. The only reason you became emperor was because god chose you. You have insulted god and his true believers. Hell will catch up with you quickly. You have chosen the path of Satan, and punishment will come.
Oh. And your crazy is showing.
 
Emperor Constantine V awoke one morning to his minister at the door. "Lord Emperor, we have a messenger from the west."

"Assemble the court, I will attend shortly. Make sure that messenger is the last of my business for the day." replied the Emperor, and the minister obeyed.

All through that day, the Emperor heard reports of the progress of the re-paganification of Byzantium and pockets of resistance that were being hunted like dogs by the Emperor's hounds and butchered like common beef cattle. All the christians that did not submit were being crucified as Christ had been. Nowhere before had there been so many crosses than in Byzantium during this time.

Certain questions of trade had come up, too, and a few problems of succession for governors who had perished due to "The Hunt" as it had become known after 10 years of the persecution. Governors who would not submit to the Emperor's rule and were crucified beside the common people they once ruled over. There were only a few cases of this, however. Most of the nobility converted to save their dynasties from destruction.

The finding of Churches with torture chambers in their basements and the uncovering of extremely large stores of treasure that was horded by the church were good PR for the Emperor, especially when ordered these treasures be given back to the people they were extracted from.

"Now we will hear the messenger from the west" commanded the Emperor. A cardinal came forth wearing a finely embroidered red robe with a large caudy necklace of gold with rubies inlaid.

"Emperor... With all due respect... The only reason you rule, is because god allows you to. The only reason you became emperor was because god chose you. You have insulted god and his true believers. Hell will catch up with you quickly. You have chosen the path of Satan, and punishment will come. Oh. And your crazy is showing." said the cardinal. He sweated profusely, awaiting the Emperor's response.

The Emperor had not known what to expect from the messenger. Knowing it was from the west and seeing that he was a cardinal from the Pope made him aware that this was probably going to be a hostile message, but he had expected something much more befitting a man of the cloth. Something a little more diplomatic, perhaps... His face showed no sign of emotion, however. He folded his hands, and contemplated his response.

"Your eminence," he started, as he rose from his throne. "Perhaps you have seen the crucifictions across the country on your way to see me. No doubt you call them martyrs. You are to join them now. Guards, to the chopping block with this man." said the Emperor. The cardinal swore, and shouted something in occitan that the Emperor didn't quite understand, nor would it have mattered if he could have understood.

The Emperor followed, and his guard proceeded with them. They came to the chopping block, and the crowd gathered. "My people. We have come quite a way in the way of purging our empire of the sickness of christ's whores. Unfortunately, there is another brand of christianity in the west. Those who follow a pope who bribes, murders, and tricks his way to the throne he sits upon. He sends a messenger, speaking down on us for returning to the gods who made our empire glorious. He will be given to his god, the same as any Byzantine clergy. Through crucifiction.

The crowd cheered axaultingly at this prospect. After these years the pro-christian populace had been purged definitely in the imperial city, and only firm loyalists were around to witness this event. "To limbo with him" heard the emperor from one of the crowd.

"This priest has one way to save himself!" Proclaimed the Emperor. "He may denounce the Pope, and the god the Pope claims to represent."

Practically before the Emperor was done speaking, the cardinal had started cursing the pope, and before all the crowd, he screamed to the top of his lungs "God begone! I have no need of you now or ever for the rest of my life! I renounce my allegiance to the pope, and ask for no forgiveness from him! Lord Emperor, believe me, I want no part of the Pope's schemes any longer!" proclaimed the Cardinal. The Emperor smiled, and looked to the crowd. The crowd seemed angry with the cardinal still, and cried for his blood.

"See now, how cheap christianity is!" said the Emperor to his people "A leading man within the church so eager to save his skin, when he should be calling god down here to smite me. God has had almost 10 years since The Hunt started to smite me and he has yet to do so, because the old gods watch over me. They favor our conversion back to their ways! Now this former cardinal will be sent to hell with the rest of those outside on the crosses."

And the cardinal was crucified next to a thousand others outside the walls of Constantinople sobbing and weeping the whole while asking his imaginary friend for forgiveness as he rot and the birds picked him to death.
 
Ooc comeon Amon. You really think you can just order your entire population to change their religion and expect it to go smoothly?
Btw. My people would choose death before changing their faith. So your story is but lies. Proof is the guy died ;) must have said something you didn't like...

And why would I send a cardinal to just deliver a message to a crazy delusional emperor?
 
Ooc comeon Amon. You really think you can just order your entire population to change their religion and expect it to go smoothly?
Btw. My people would choose death before changing their faith. So your story is but lies. Proof is the guy died ;) must have said something you didn't like...

And why would I send a cardinal to just deliver a message to a crazy delusional emperor?

I would imagine that these OOC rantings of yours would have a place on the preview thread, where the mod said to keep such things. Furthermore, who cares whether it goes smoothly? stfu and enjoy the ride already. It's not the first time religion's changed in Byzantium, and it won't be the last. If you'd rather someone play a really dumb and boring byzantium, then you should have reserved it for yourself.

When you conduct diplomacy, one would assume that you would send representatives that would actually get an audience with he whom you are sending a message to. Why would you send someone less than a cardinal to treat with the Emperor of Byzantium? Anything less and your prophetic words would not have reached the Emperor's ears, and all your hard work at typing that ridiculously OOC crap you called diplomacy would have been for nothing.
 
Ooc. Yours right. Should have kept it in the ooc thread. But of course I won't send a crazy emperor one of my important cardinals, the second to the pope...

Ic
"my pope, the messenger died" a cardinal informed the pope at his private study.
"nominate him a saint. This was not unexpected. How is Byzantium these days?" the pope answered calmly.
"people are dying at the sword daily. Hundreds, perhaps thousands in Byzantium itself. The emperor actually succeeded in keeping some of his soldiers behind him, going against their one true faith."
"I see. I wonder how many declare to believe in the lies on the outside, only to remain alive. How is the rest of the country?"
"Hard to say my pope. I have not succeeded in entering. Rumors are of very large rebellions and extremely high desertion rates."
"that's enough about those orthodox. How about Italy? Have our plans gone well?"
"Again hard to tell. The emperor, whether he lost support or not, uses his army very well to block anyone from entering or leaving... Again the rumors are of a rebellion, albeit a much smaller one. It would seem they are awaiting some sort of savior or perhaps they have a hard time choosing between their faith in our lord and their loyalty to the emperor. "
"Loyalty to the madman? I wonder how."
"Emperors have ruled those lands for a very long time my pope. The people have grown a certain trust to the emperor's sit. "
"Perhaps. But you would think their faith in god would be greater."
"As I said my pope. Information is scarce."
"how have our. Plans in free Italy has gone?"
"Messengers have been sent across Italy. They returned with a variety of answers. I believe god will show them all the right way. "
"I agree. I wish to make a ceremony denouncing the emperor of the eastern empire in the name of god, and the declaration that he is possessed by Satan himself. I believe his sudden madness could not have come from any lesser source."
"Yes my pope, I will handle the preparations. Should I send the speech writer in?"
"Yes please do." the cardinal left the room. The pope remained alone to his thoughts. Way in god's name that lunatic is doing?
 
To: Sultanate of Castille
From: Kingdom of Armenia
From our understanding of diplomacy that you have conducted with the Catholics, you show surprising tolerance and understanding for a Moslim. We understand that you discredit the selfish Pope, and we share your views. He is a rich fool, nothing like our own Orthodox Patriarch.
We hope to have friendly relations with your nation, and possible private discussions of the Monotheistic succesions.

To: Kingdom of Armenia
From: Sultan Mikaeel al-Rashied, Sultanate of Castile

We are welcome to friendly relations and do not mind having private discussions. I would also like to learn more about your religion. I believe strongly in Islam...but i do not want to live under a rock.

To: Emir of Barcelona
Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh!
Welcome my brothers. May we live in peace and Allah bless you.
 
"My lord!" the messenger ran in, shouting. "My lord, the Holy Patriarch is dead at the hands of the Romans." Ashot III did not react for several moments, no expression at all on his face. However, the messenger could feel an energy of anger in the room. "It is not our problem," the King wisely stated. "The Romans know our Church is tax-free, and that our Priests are honourable. Set the Church at Yeremen as the new Holy Church of our People. Send a message to the priests asking them to come to the capital and assign a new Patriarch. Armenia will be the home of Christianity."
The messenger nodded, and turned towards the door. "Oh, and before you leave," the King called. "Send alliance requests to the Duchy of Aquitaine, Kingdom of Sicily, Kingdom of Venice, Caliphate of Castille and Kingdom of Savoy. We will need all the friends we can find, if the emperor changes his mind about us."

To: Duchy of Aquitaine, Kingdom of Sicily, Kingdom of Venice, Kingdom of Savoy, Sultanate of Castille
From: Ashot the Pious, King of Armenia
We have noticed a religous tolerance in your lands. The Romans have left not only Orthodoxy, not only Christianity, but the Monotheistic beliefs that have been passed down by many prophets, from Abraham to Christ to Muhammad. My people believe that in the sake of all faithful, whether they be Catholic, Orthodox, Moslim or otherwise, our nations should begin working together, to protect our beliefs and national independence. For all we know, the Greek Anarchy may descend even further, and so we should work together.
Lav aprel!
 
To: The King of Armenia
From: The King of Sicily

We accept this offer. May we pray that the Roman's Emperor ends his scourge of Christ at his own borders.
 
To Ashot the Pious, King of Armenia
From Bernald Reginald III, Duke of Aquitaine

We agree that we should work together. The slaughter of the faithful just for them not being of the same faith gives me shudders, and we would not wish that fate upon anyone, nor for it to spread from Constantinople.
 
To: The Roman Empire
From: Ashot the Pious, King of Armenia

Due to the changing political spectrum, declaration of war on any Christian nations or the tolerant Sultanate of Castille will lead to a breaking of our previous alliance agreement. We instead suggest you focus your efforts on northern barbarians or the nearby Caliphates.
 
To: The Roman Empire
From: Ashot the Pious, King of Armenia

Due to the changing political spectrum, declaration of war on any Christian nations or the tolerant Sultanate of Castille will lead to a breaking of our previous alliance agreement. We instead suggest you focus your efforts on northern barbarians or the nearby Caliphates.

To:Armenia
From:The Emperor of Byzantium

Perhaps you should recheck the map, then recheck your foreign policy. Not sure how much help the pope... or castille... can give you in the face of the tatars or whatever pagan forces come from the north, or the muslims, should they decide you're an easy target. Once your position is more secure, and you command an army that can challenge mine, then you can dictate to me what foreign policy I should make. 'till then, you should be kissing my ass, hoping that I send help to you in your imminent time of need.
 
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