Ball Tee More = The City of Baltimore, more commonly known as Balmer, or Baw Duh More
Merlin = Our State
Balmorese = What we're speaking here in our State of Merlin
Allanic = an ocean
Am B'Lance = Takes sick/hurt people to the hospital
Arn = What you do to wrinkled clothes
Arnjuice = from the sunshine tree
Arouwn in all directions = norf, souf, ees, and wess
Aspern = what you take for headaches
Bald = some people like their eggs this way
Bawler = what the plumber calls your furnace
Beeno = a famous railroad
Beero = Bureau (as in FBI or dresser)
Brawl = Broil
Bulled Egg = An egg cooked in water
Calf Lick = bleevers are Protestant, Jewish, and ...
Canny = a state gubmit division, such as Anne Arundel or Prince George's
Chest Peak = A large nearby body of water
Chimley = Structure that Santa comes down
Colleyflare = A white vegetable
Crick = Where the warter runs
Downey Owe Shin = Summertime vacation destination of Ocean City, also known as Ayshun City ("Down to the ocean")
Droodle Pork = Druid Hill Park
Drooslem = city in the Holy Land
Duddeney = yes, he does, duddeney?
Elfin = Large pachyderm at zoo
Err = a time measurement of 60 minutes
Excape = Escape
Faren Gins = Red trucks that put out fires
Far place = requires wood
Fard = area between the eyes and the hairline
Farmin = the people who fight fars
Flares = Tulips, roses, daisies, etc...
Ford = opposite of backward
Hairacane = Hurricane
Hi Hon! = How we always say "hello"
Holluntown = Highland Town
Idnit = it is, idnit?
Ignernt = ignorant
Klumya = Rouse's new city (Columbia)
Meer = what you look at in the morning
Munlaw = married to your fodlaw
Nap Lis = State of Merlin capital, Annapolis
Norf Abnew = North Avenue
Numb = a conjunctive 1st person pronoun: "Aw've bin workin six errors numb tarred."
Ole Bay = What our crabs taste like
Oreos = Not a cookie, but our baseball team
Paramore = Power mower
Payment = That strip of cement that you walk on
Pitcher = Picture
Plooshin = let's get it out of the Che! aspeake
PohLeese = Those guys in uniform that git ya when you're speeding
Sarn = what a pleece car or Farn Gin makes noise with
Sem Lem = Seven Eleven Convenience Store
Share = Hot water that cleans you in the morning
Slong = "good-bye"
Sore = drainage under the street
Spearmint = experiment
Star Phone = Styrofoam
Tarnado = Tornado
Tarred = What happens when you work too hard
Telly Phone = Telephone
Warsh = What we do with dirty clothes
Warshnin = our nation's capital
Warter = The clear liquid we drink, also known as Wooter
Winders = Those glass things that we look out of
Wooder = what you wrench your hands with
Yerp = Europe
Youz = you all
Zinc = where you wrench your hands or warsh your dishes